This song is a 1976 top ten hit for the UK Band Smokie. It is often thought to be called "Who the Fuck is Alice" or "Alice! Who the Fuck is Alice?" or some variation of such. The band noticed that while touring in Ireland, that whenever they sang the main line "For 24 years/I've been living next door to Alice" the audience would shout "Who the fuck is Alice?". The resident DJ in Dutch café Gompie first came up with this…
Sally called when she got the word
And she said, \"I suppose you've heard about Alice\"
Well I rushed to the window and I looked outside
And I could hardly believe my eyes