Those Poor Bastards

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Those Poor Bastards play miserable and primitive old-time music. Lonesome Wyatt (guitar, vocals) and The Minister (banjo, bass, etc.) are both legally certified holiness preachers.

Discography:
2005.10.27 - Country Bullshit EP
2005.11.22 - Songs of Desperation
2007.02.22 - Hellfire Hymns
2008.03.11 - The Plague
2008.10.31 - Satan Is Watching
2009.10.31 - Abominations EP / Black Dog Yodel 7” (w/ Skelton)
2010.06.15 - Gospel Haunted / Gospel Outtakes 7”

2011.07.26 - Is This Hell? 7”
2012.09.11 - Behold the Abyss

“Those Poor Bastards are the best gothic country I have heard yet to this day. The depressing gloomy vocals coming out of this drifter named Lonesome Wyatt has hints of Marilyn Manson to Nick Cave, Throw Rag and maybe even a hint of a demented Adam Ant with a shot of a pilled up Johnny Cash… And The Minister is backing up Lonesome Wyatt with a style that is a cross between erie strung out folk music with a creepy blend of The Nightmare Before Christmas!!!!!!!!!”
Hank Williams III

“Even in a crisp digital format, the new Songs of Desperation sounds as if Harry Smith dug it out of some trunk in a long-abandoned Mississippi shack that was once shared by The Cramps, Nick Cave, and The Louvin Brothers. The miserable, primitive duo carries on as if the graveyard is but a step ahead, the devil a step behind, and there’s hell to pay in every direction.”
The Onion

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  • FearOfSatan

    Europe! Please

    1 May 11:34am Reply
  • Horse_Deceased

    I claim the problem with Behold The Abyss is quite the contrary, I just cannot see why is the album vital to the novel and vice versa. Even though both are based on the same background, their overlapping is quite superfluous.

    28 Dec 2012 Reply
  • ThePartizan

    I can understand if people feel that Behold The Abyss suffers from not standing on it's own. It relies on another piece to create the full meaning of the work. But, all in all, it is a beautiful piece of work, the book and the album together are right up there with the best of Those Poor Bastards.

    24 Dec 2012 Reply
  • Jenult

    Everything is temporary... and Jesus will save us, HA

    13 Dec 2012 Reply
  • behemot__

    Come to Los Angeles!

    4 Dec 2012 Reply
  • itsmysandwich

    I don't get the disappointment - I find the album pretty solid. Doesn't stand up to Satan is Watching, or the Plague in my opinion, but still very good and up there with their top material. (And I've not familiarized myself with it yet, I'm sure it'll grow on me further).

    6 Nov 2012 Reply
  • Vukurutu

    Overall i agree it's a pretty "ok" album, Thee End and Sacrificial Lamb for me are the standouts. But yeah, kinda disappointing.

    3 Nov 2012 Reply
  • NefandusDeus

    Delightful.

    1 Nov 2012 Reply
  • Begravelse

    Thee End is amazing!

    25 Oct 2012 Reply
  • Dustache

    Yeah, the standouts for me are A Robe of Scarlet Thread, Your Faith Shall Be Tested, Sacrificial Lamb and Thee End (the outro alone is so powerful), I might also add God's Dark Heaven. I think the album suffers from not being an entity of its own.

    14 Oct 2012 Reply
  • Begravelse

    It's alright, a couple of good songs on it. I think I like the book more than the album though.

    12 Oct 2012 Reply
  • Dustache

    Nostradamus, I agree.

    6 Oct 2012 Reply
  • JackJameson

    Как же здорово, что они не опускаются со своего уровня.

    6 Oct 2012 Reply
  • Nostradanus

    The new album is rather... disappointing. Nothing special about it, I was expecting more.

    6 Oct 2012 Reply
  • Saintnick_Ukr

    wha?

    26 Sep 2012 Reply
  • hexcrasher

    Phantom pool! You Godless fool!

    26 Sep 2012 Reply
  • Saintnick_Ukr

    not yet :( I can't buy the book in Ukraine

    25 Sep 2012 Reply
  • ThePartizan

    Yeah. It's awesome.

    24 Sep 2012 Reply
  • Begravelse

    Did anybody read the book yet?

    21 Sep 2012 Reply
  • TastelessAlien

    Mm, certainly glad to drown myself in THEIR glory.

    19 Sep 2012 Reply
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