Biography
Coco Bongo Club are a post-folk-country-britpop band from Namur, Belgium, originating in late 2004. They are bad known for their gay melodies and introspective sucking lyrics.
The band consists of two "members":
Henry "knowledge" Fouyaut – lead vocals, drums, bass, guitar, harmonica, keyboard, banjo(coming soon);
Djé (Not a Bumble Bee) – guitar, backing vocals;
Their first song must have been Waiflaiksheunh or something like that (anyway, who cares…) which was a real fucking fucked fucker piece of shit. They came back home 7 mounths later and made two or three other so-called "songs". Marty marty suddenly became a big success by being listened by three ga.. guys in only two weeks ! (Some people say that these three were the same person.)
They made some other things like going pee or record Talking Japanese and cakes and put everything on a cd which is called Keep the Grrrrroove (the amount of "r" varies according to the trainer ID and the first pokemon's level). The cd had never been burned until it became a good one (and that never happened).
But the two bitches weren't satisfied by their missing success, so in order to get a little bit of acknowling they had a walk to the kinder garden. There the two dick-lovers found out their true music meaning, create songs which make people laugh (or not). That's the way they took when they recorded the sucking-chocking-immoral putain de chanson (beta) featuring Rael as singer (leader of Rael, the fucking stupid shitty sect of dick-suckers. Rumours say that Henry was one of them). But as inexpected, the two only men who laughed were themselves. No one could believe that somebody had done such an horrible thing like fucking god by creating an human out of the "traditional past" or recording such a shit and calling it "music".
Now it looks like they calmed down and aren't making anymore shit monument such as Love the Rick (hardcore song) or LAETLFDLC which is (following Henry' words) the "petite dernière qui tue". Let's prey that this will definitely be the last !
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