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drummerdooter
Bitch if you don't shut your skin tone chicken bone Google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome gnome full blown monochrome student loans Indiana Jones over grown Flintstones x and y hormone friend Sylvester Stallone Sierra Leone auto zone professionally seen silver patrone head ass the fuck up
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drummerdooter
Shrek has been a foundation of America for many years. I feel as if Shrek represents our great nation more than a mere eagle. It would set an example for the rest of the international community to choose something that represents their countries as a whole, a change for the better. The people of America deserve more then a bird, they deserve the symbol of free-thinking prosperity. Shrek is the true epitome of the American dream. Shrek is not white, not asian, not black, Shrek represents true diversity by being green. For America to take up the mantle as a bastion of diversity and free thinking, Shrek MUST become the national bird. Some may say "But Shrek is not a bird" BUT, that represents the true meaning of progressive acceptance. Shrek may identify as a bird, and we must honour that. I plead to you, fellow Americans, make this country as great as the values it stands for.
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paramourous
i can never decide between the north borders and black sands. they serve different moods. love bonobo so much
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drummerdooter
Today I was taking a shower until I got turned on by my own ass. I wondered if i was a faggot for being turned on by myself. But as I started to stroke I realized my penis was very small. I NEVER remember my penis being this small. And guess what? Turns out the government are pouring tons and tons of estrogen into our water supply, turning us into queers and trannys and making out penis smaller. Now hear me out guys! This isn't just me. All members of the Trumpony community, yes I am part of that community are you triggered you sjw tumblrina? haha you leftists get triggered by everything get rekt. Anyways, EVERYONE in the Trumpony community were saying the same thing about their small penises. This can not be coincidental. This has got to be a conspiracy by the leftists and the sjws you gotta believe me. The blacks are going to steal our women you guys
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patsuwanagul
You have such a great voice! i love your cover of fireworks - animal collective on your youtube channel. Do you also write your own music?
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paramourous
Thank you :) I am quite slow at making my own haha but it's in the works. Anything I make gets uploaded there. Thanks for checking it out <3
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drummerdooter
Why is the energy coming out your head couchroach legs. Breaking down this energy is fucking nasty, your mouth is explosive and its complimented with nasty snake venon with purple evil energy behind it. The light blue around the couchroach leg to your skull show that you have literally air for thought processes. The blue near your eyes show sadness. The third eye you have in your head is twisted and deformed. It's a cool picture but your energy is gross af
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paramourous
"Your compatibility with jakeringenberg is Super. You both listen to Avey Tare, Animal Collective and Panda Bear." Hahahaha huge surprise. Hope you're doing well love your library
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drummerdooter
Hey! Ok look! I am NOT a stalker lol! I remembered your name of course and couldn't help but send you a message.
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drummerdooter
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D
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drummerdooter
My heart is racing, literally. AHAHAH Such a beauty. Do you compose/produce something?
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drummerdooter
I think you are just too beautiful and i never saw you, just your picture. Before you are like 'wtf? ofcurse' it's different, it's like a magnetic shit, i return here often. Stalking side a part, you podcast or something?
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InYourDark
I think you are just too beautiful and i never saw you, just your picture. Before you are like 'wtf? ofcurse' it's different, it's like a magnetic shit, i return here often. Stalking side a part, you podcast or something?
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InYourDark
My heart is racing, literally. AHAHAH Such a beauty. Do you compose/produce something?
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drummerdooter
I'm convinced that mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition of grand opening and going out of business sale. It is both and neither at once until an observer records the state at which point it becomes one or the other. But because you know exactly where the store is located, you cannot know how fast it is going out of business because of your uncertainty about its business momentum. All around us, all the time pairs of anti-discount mattress stores and discount mattress stores are popping into existence, forming the quantum memory foam that is the basis for the universe. Without the pressure of this quantum memory foam strip malls would collapse. We can see evidence of this when a pair is created such that one half is within the sales radius of a supermassive furniture store like Ikea-- one of them is pulled in and the other escapes as a Hawking mattress store.
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drummerdooter
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Donald Trump The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Democrats would tell you. It’s a Republican legend. Donald Trump was a Dark President of the Republican Party, so tremendous and so wise he could use the executive branch to influence the taxpayers to create walls… He had such a knowledge of the conservative side that he could even keep the ones who supported him from fact-checking his statements. The right side of the political spectrum is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice shocked him for being gay. Ironic. He could save others from theocracy, but not himself.
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drummerdooter
🤠👢wwWOoAAH THHERE ✋🛑🛑 PARTNER👮👮👮!!!! Did you just now hear 👂 the words 🔫 shootin out yer pie🍰hole? Them's FIGHTIN' words ✊👊 yuh see! and I DON'T 🙅🙅 take too kindly to hostilities😠😠😡. now why dun you and yer peashooter 🔫 git on outta this neck a town 🌇👋👋 before you run 🏃into sum REAL TROUBLE😤👢🔫?
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drummerdooter
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself.
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drummerdooter
I, for one, love Guy Fieri. He is the embodiment of what every man, woman, or child should strive to be. He is absolutely stoked every minute of every hour of every day, unable to feel any negative emotion. His bombastic euphoria allows him to even brave the shittiest of Friday's appetizers with a grand smile on his face, utilizing unnecessary adjectives like "killer" or "kickin" or perhaps even "poppalicious" whilst doing so. He sees adventure everywhere, from the bland realms of Food Network to the prospect of a Friday's in Toledo, Ohio. He is the man who embodies every Smash Mouth song ever written, even going as far as to look like the lead singer of Smash Mouth. He is the essence of every Capri Sun commercial you've ever seen. He is Guy Fieri, the fall-off-the-bone messiah.
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drummerdooter
The Bee Movie script, but every "bee" is replaced with Smogon's analysis on competitive use of Beedrill in the sixth generation of Pokemon games
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walkability
Am I really all the things that are outside of me???? Would I complete myself without the things I like around? Does the music that I make play on my awkward face? Do you appreciate the subtleties of taste buds???
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drummerdooter
Here's the thing. You said a "trebuchet is a catapult." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies catapults, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls trebuchets catapults. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "catapult family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of ranged siege weapons, which includes things from mangonels to orangers to the petrary. So your reasoning for calling a trebuchet a catapult is because random people "call the flingy things ones catapults?" Let's get rubber bands and folded pieces of paper in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A trebuchet is a catapult and a member of the catapult family. But that's not what you said. You said a trebuchet is a catapult, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all membe
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InYourDark
Battles are the best thing ever happen to humanity after the stalking comments by 'drummerdooter'
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paramourous
It used to just be "I really like Animal Collective." but when I heard that first line I just had to change it. Fills me with joy to hear it
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