Hey max, I tried to fone you yesterday afternoon but i guess your phone was off. When are you coming back to london then?

wow! 20 lupe fiasco plays, u know what max, i wasnt sure, but i think we might just be able to form a stable friendship, ups and downs there maybe, but i feel the foundations laid today will hold firm! to new friends (holds up champaign glass half full of guinness in toast)

that sounds fun. give us a call on the day

hello cousin man. when are you gonna see me and my band then?

HELLO MAX. HOW DID YOUR GCSE'S GO? IM GONNA TRY AND GIVE YOU A RING LATER ON. IM AT WORK NOW. IM ACTUALLY WEARING A TIE. SERIOUS. IM A WORKING MAN, BATTLING THE SHIT THROWN AT ME BY WORKING DAY LIFE. I MOAN ABOUT THE CONGESTION CHARGE AND GO INTO MEETINGS AND TALK ABOUT THE OFFICE PARTY. ER SO ILL CALL YOU LATER.

we are meeting at 11 now, still at school. to give goddys tickets time to arive

yo bitchzilla- i sent u txt but apparently ur fone is fucked, i was wonderin, if u would be able to get me a lil somthing-something for reading?- give me a call, love u!

whens ur mum on holiday? partay?

john cooper clarke at reading

ah I wish i could but I have no credit aswell as having a bar on my homefone.

Back from oz at last. How are you my friend? How was your voyage to the land of criminals? A lot of shit has happened round my way since. Give us a call soon so we can catch up.

me and gaz have tickets ive got two i need to sell, aarons getting one, and i think stumpy hally and the girls arre interested

yea i am, free tickets cos my sisters mate is playing! i need to sell two tho. are u? alright line up for 20 quid.

whats the other album u want of his? jacket full of danger is defintley the best, just ordered friends of mine

englands been good few parties few beers. ive bought 3 new adam green albums, cant get enough of the jewman! i fancy some more days down castle park with the lads!

where would i be without your obvious and slightly condesending advise- probably somewhere nice! (see what i did, with the whole rhyme thing too)

adam green! im loving it maxwell. how was aus?

oh ye and how was aus?

im good thanks mate- wel not alot realy, me an swan have bonded in your absence lol- great timing btw, i go away for two weeks tomorrow!!!- i wont see u till reading most likely, it'll be tough, u know what they say about long distance relationships but im willing to give it one hell of a go!

how was radiohead then man?

Give me a fonecall asap dude

Course I did. I went to my interview today. I think it went really well. Fingers fucking crossed though, eh. Has the R'Head tickets come yet?

yes mate- im glad ive finaly made you proud dad...oh shit! um i mean max.

Yeah I know, your mum said. We were having a little chat. She's reaffirmed my view that she is my favourtie auntie. Oh and that thing Im getting is on sunday, so if you chill your boots til then, there may be something nice. But like, are you gonna put anything towards it? Cos it'd be appreciated. I mean, Im getting about a 1/2 oz.

Your mum is on my sofa :O right now!! and your sister is in my brother's room :O right now!! Dude, you should've come down last night. It were amazin. Like seriously. Fucking amazin.

hell yes- im hardly gonna miss the biggest event on the calendar am i! will be mental!

Listen. Do I need to sort anyone out. Because I will. I wll sort someone out for you. I have a hammer under my bed, and an array of knives. Just let me know okay. No pressure.

Hello Max. How was the weekend? Is your mum alright now, or are yo still in the shithouse? Who were the gate crashers anyway? Were they hairy, rural men who'd drunk too many ales and thought they bring their knives and collie dog out or what?

hello Max. How's your weekend? Is your mum alright with you now or are you stilll in the shithouse? Who bussed in anyway? Were they some rural, hairy dudes, holding knives to one too many ales or what?

ah mate- sat was a good day huh- chillin in't park, party, bustin up the dance floor- ah good times.

haha maz.

Maz, whats ur number cos the one i got keeps on saying 'the number you have called cannot be recognised. please try again'

Well uncle James is proud of ye, ya wee scamp! Yeah saturday is gonna be wicked cos I might have a little gathering and if not, Ill show you some greattt, 17 year old bird hangout bars, and we'll let the friday night train take its course, "Boonoonoonoos.....If you feel alright Boonoonoonoos.....If you dance tonight Boonoonoonoos.....Take a train to braville Fair!" How does that sound?

weve been through this before- im not going to give it up to u max! not before marriage- do u ant me to burn in eternal hell!!!- dont answer that, my already low self-esteam couldnt cope tbh.

no thats not what i had planned at all!!! (eyes shift from side to side in a guilty fashion)- no worries we'll do the good stuff- although we cant get too mashed considering we will have like 3 hours before an exam.

I can understand ho not seeing me would make you horney- we'l go down gandish on fiday inbetween german and science an' have some max and nick quality time hows that sound buddy? -ps ye bowie is god!

ooh max has all grown up and leaving school. Hes a school leaver just like uncle James.Ooh all grown up :)Erm dude, I dont think I can save much but if you come on the 23rd den there should be some left probly. Im gettiing like a ton on sunday which is the 18 and ill probably get more aftr. Im not sure about the job they aint gotten back yet. They said later in week. do u tink ull get here 4 23rd?

alright Max, are you coming down this weekend cos Im getting a looooooot of weed.

like yours, we're top neighbours ;D

you must love trainspotting.? i love this movie and soundtrack too.! and of course your avatar.;)

i love your music taste.

Oh man, you must. If I get this job, you should come down one weekend right and we could have a bbq up primrose and buy an ounce and get fucked out of our minds. That would be well Jackson. Yeah man, harvests every 60 days so Im going to have a permanent smile on my face soon. I dont blame you not going either. Youd have to drag me by the nails to see a bunch of boy bands in suntan lotion.

Ive been given good news, you little fucker. I ve got a job interview on thursday. This is well Michael Fuckin jackson. Peace and fucking Max.

- lol i dint see ur comment, thanks, ive always considered myself down with the kids!

Mate ur one foxy mumma!- that is all>.

Good seeing you again Max

sure, sounds cool. How long you staying?

Yeah max, looking forward to saturday. We'll do something special this time. That you'll definitely remember. Not making any promises for it being a good night. Just a memorable one.

Er well when I said Kitten in the last message, I actually meant baby. I got a girl pregnant and it seems she has given birth. :/

Max! Maxina! I have a new kitten!! You should see him. He's lovely.