After all these years, you're still listening to some stone cold ass music. Shame on you.

Another year, another chance for you to fix your life starting with your awful music tastes

Well well well, if it isn't little mr "I listen to music that I don't really like because I'm a genius" Way to waste large sections of your life being unfulfilled loser. Find Jesus already

I disappear for literally 2 years and your music tastes haven't improved in the slightest. For fuck sake.

I pray that one day you will listen to music that doesn't suck ass and blow balls at the same time

You're finally listening to music that isn't complete dickheap, but it's still 99.9% dickheap. Well done, I never thought you'd make it this far.

"21,000+ songs played" More like: Good songs played - 0 Garbage "music" played - 21,000+

How do you manage to spend so much time listening to terrible music? You might as well listen to garbage

You have a Van Gogh's ear for music

I'm always amazed at how much worse your taste in music gets every time I check. What the hell is Nook the fudge? Eugh. Awful.

You know what would make your taste in music better? Being completely deaf

Better stop looking at your own reflection on your monitor you filthy creature #Cherryboy

Quick reminder: Your taste in music is bad, therefore you are bad

I'm disgusted with your severe lack of Frozen Soundtrack love. You make me sick.

That's a lot of High School Musical you've got in your recently played. When are you getting your testicles removed?

Looking through your genre tags and all I'm seeing is "It's a convoluted form of proto-emo" What an absolute load of wank

Stop polluting my ShoutBox, virgin. On a side note, Virgin Mary is best Mary.