Monty Python

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise! Surprise and fear. Fear and surprise. Our two weapons are fear and surprise – and ruthless efficiency! Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Our four, no, among our weapons are such elements as fear, surpr- I’ll come in again.

Wasn't gonna drink tonight but I'm missing Terry Jones like a mfer

Ponty Mython

He has a wife, you know?

Now, nobody likes Monty Python more than I do, except perhaps my wife and some of her friends. Oh yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like Monty Python more than I do, but that's beside the point...

Eric Idle is the best member an no one cane change my opinion because uh >:(

Funny guys!

Shut up!! Baked beans are off! RIP x

R.I.P Terry :(

Now here is a reminder about leaving your radio on during the night: leave your radio on during the night

NI! NI!

Michael Palin has such wonderful voice

Uuuup up up your premium Uuuup up up your premium, Scribble awaaaaay but balance the books!

and several butchers' aprons

Lemon curry?

Well ladies and gentlemen, I don't think any of our contestants this evening have succeeded in encapsulating the intricacies of Proust's masterwork, so I'm going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest tits.

No it isn't...

and now for something completely different

I wish to register a complaint.

Just bought The Album Of The Soundtrack Of The Trailer Of The Film Of Monty Python And The Holy Grail for a pound. What a deal!

'Tiger' brand coffee is a real treat! Even tigers prefer a cup of it to real meat!

"GET YOUR OWN ARTS PROGRAM YOU FAIRIE " ! ! ;D

Monty Python Live (Mostly) was so fucking good, at the end I was abcolutely exhausted because of laughing

The cannons were a laugh, to be sure. I think they've been watching too many Rammstein gigs as of late, though, heh... :b

I thought I might piss myself when they brought the cannons out!

Indeed it was. I don't quite remember when was the last time I had laughed continuously that much.

Monty Python Live (Mostly) was bloody amazing. See this in theater while you've got the chance!

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Can I have fifty pounds to mend the shed?

This lastfm page is silly!

The All-England Summarize Proust Competition

Some watery tart handing out weaponry is no basis for a leadership.

What's the point of going abroad if you're just another tourist carted around in buses surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Boventry in their bloth caps and their bardigans and their transistor radios bomplaining about the tea - "Oh they don't make it properly here, do they, not like at home" - and stopping at endless Majorcan bodegas selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamari's and two veg and sitting in their cotton frocks squirting Timothy White's sun cream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh 'cos they "overdid it on the first day."

It's not much of a cheese shop, is it?

You sons of a silly person!!

nobody expects the spanish inquisition

Ni

What have the romans ever done for us? Brought peace? Oh peace, SHUT UP!!!!!

llllllamaaaaaaaas!!

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats...

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail" was used in our chemistry class. XD

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Monty Python's Previous Record was what got me into them many years ago, those albums are so, so good like everything else

Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of England and his warts!

If we burn her, she gets stuffed in the flames, crackle, crackle, crackle, which is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead. But quick. And then you get a box of ashes, which you can pretend are hers.

'every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great'

So much love and happiness

"Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!" *falls dead*