| Rank | Name | Uses |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | overrated | 2 uses |
| 2 | speed metal | 1 use |
| 3 | drums god | 1 use |
| 4 | thrash metal | 1 use |
| 5 | shit | 1 use |
| 6 | metallica | 1 use |
| 7 | god | 1 use |
| 8 | legend | 1 use |
| 9 | fag | 1 use |
| 10 | best guitarist ever | 1 use |
| 11 | wah wah abuser | 1 use |
| 12 | will sue your ass for money | 1 use |
| 13 | omg look how fast i can tap | 1 use |
| 14 | godfather of double bass | 1 use |