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Hi my name is Kaiji. I'm 21 years old. I am very similar to you. Did I mention to you that I'm dead? A few years ago Ichijou pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me. When I didn't come back up the police came. Ichijou said that I had fell and everyone believed him. The police found my body in the sewer. I had a broken neck and my face was torn off. Send this message to 1 billion people after you listened the whole message if you value your life. A man called Akagi received this message. He just left and deleted it. When he was in the shower he heard laughing. My laughter. He got really scared and rushed to his phone to repost this message but he was too late. The next morning Washizu entered his bedroom and all he found was a message written in his blood saying 'You will never have him back'. No one has found his body yet because he is with me. A boy called MHD received this message and he immediately sent it to 9977 person, 10 more than required. I still killed him tho lol

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Months later, there was a rumor. They said that there was a ghost in Indy. The Ghost, of a Man. He was spotted at the Precious Moments store moving the statues. It was Rumored, that he was Gay. But was it true? Why, did he Do this? Was, he really, Dead? And Why, did the Man, Destroy the Love Is statue at K-Mart, in a Rage? TBC?

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One year after The Incident. The murder of Eddie-kun and Veccie-chan had shaken the small town of Hawkins. Will left a coca cola flavored vape on Veccie's grave. Steve-kun left a beautiful gas station flower vase on Eddie-sama's. They held a candlelight vigil and had a speech from Falkner about gay rights. No one could guess what would happen next...(TBC) (A/N OMG WAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? O.o;;;)

Allegedly there was an episode of Stranger Things that never aired. I know this because my friend actually worked at Netflix, and he found it burned into a VCD there. It starts out with Eddie on the phone, but he's on the phone with Vecna. If this wasn't tell tale enough of a startling event, he starts talking about his plans with him. They make an arrangement for dinner and a movie. You see Steve and Dustin look very worried, almost white with fear, as they ask Eddie "are you going to Indy, WITH VECCIE?" He doesn't reply, and just walks out of the door, as if in a zombie like state. The scene then cuts to a bedroom, with Eddie and Vecna both naked. As they move toward the bed, you hear an engine revving, faint at first, slowly the noise becomes more audible. Quickly and almost unnaturally you see Millie Bobby Brown drive through the wall of the motel room and then there are loud bloodcurdling screams and then the episode ends in static. My friend was found in Indy dead 2 days later...

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Allegedly there was an episode of Higurashi that never made it to TV. I know this because my friend actually worked at Studio Deen, and he found the data there. It starts out with Keichii on the phone, but he's on the phone with Ooishi. If this wasn't tell tale enough of a startling event, he starts talking about his plans with him. They make an arrangement for dinner and a movie. You see Satoshi look very worried, almost white with fear, as he asks Keichii "are you going on a date, WITH MISTER DELICIOUS?" He doesn't reply, and just walks out of the door, as if in a zombie like state. The scene then cuts to a bedroom, with Ooishi and Keichii both naked. As they move toward the bed, you see something move out of the corner of the screen, faint at first, slowly the object becomes more clear. Quickly and almost unnaturally you see an Ebisuya Boys picture out of the corner of the TV and then there are loud bloodcurdling screams and then the episode ends in static.

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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U! ▐▀▀ ▪ ▪ WE TRUE HOMIES. WE RIDE TOGETHER. WE DIE TOGETHER. send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

Allegedly there was an episode of Catfish that never made it to TV. I know this because my friend actually worked at MTV, and he found the data there. It starts out with Nev on the phone, but he's on the phone with Tyler Oakley. If this wasn't tell tale enough of a startling event, he starts talking about his plans with him. They make an arrangement for dinner and a movie. You see Max look very worried, almost white with fear, as he asks Nev "are you going on a date, WITH TYLER OAKLEY?" He doesn't reply, and just walks out of the door, as if in a zombie like state. The scene then cuts to a bedroom, with Tyler and Nev both naked. As they move toward the bed, you see something move out of the corner of the screen, faint at first, slowly the object becomes more clear. Quickly and almost unnaturally you see a giant cup of Nev & Max's Big Gay Macha Latte pop out of the corner of the TV and then there are loud bloodcurdling screams and then the episode ends in static.

People still use this site. Your ilk makes me smile. But just a bit. Don't get cocky.

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thanks homedog, i appreciate it. next time i kill for you.

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Markie old dayz wanted a new ice cream. so dey did, dey got da normal ingridiantz. 1 of da workers, markie, added pig poison, wen dey gave it 2 me i notice it smelled like pig poison. den i knew why it wuz called pig ice cream. i srcreamed den markie made me eat it,time by time i got sicker & sicker, i wuz rushed 2 da hospital. Markie old dayz wuz shut down til Markie got urested. i still feel sick even though i went 2 da hospital. dat is my story.

den dey told me it wuz time 4 dance trainin. dey turned on da stereo & said dey had picked out a special song 4 me 2 dance 2. it wuz a village ppl song. dey told me 2 put my handz in da air & pump my butt. dey were finna put in a gym & build my body up.

chapter 1 on july 21 gold 1 of da dex holders wakes up & realizes itz his birthday his 17 in fact, wen his mom hears him comin down da stairs, she greetz him happy birthday! & gold sees birthday presentz on da table & runs 2 open them. after finishin openin his presents, his mom sayz professor oak haz a present 4 him also, he is at prof. elm's lab. gold rushes 2 prof elm's lab wen entered he sees prof oak. ah gold, since it is ur birthday i thought i wud get u a gift. prof oak pulls out a device from his coat. dis is da national pokedex, wud u like 2 collect mo data 4 me gold.

Allegedly there was a mission in Saints Row 2 that never made it into the game. I know this because my friend actually worked at Volition, and he found the data there. It starts out with The Boss on the phone, but he's on the phone with Dane Vogel. If this wasn't tell tale enough of a startling event, he starts talking about his plans with him. They make an arrangement for dinner and a movie. You see Gat and Shaundi look very worried, almost white with fear, as they ask The Boss "are you going on a date, WITH DANE VOGEL?" He doesn't reply, and just walks out of the door, as if in a zombie like state. The scene then cuts to a bedroom, with Vogel and Allen both naked. As they move toward the bed, you see something move out of the corner of the screen, faint at first, slowly the figure becomes more clear. Quickly and almost unnaturally you see a giant skeleton pop out of the corner of the TV and then there are loud bloodcurdling screams and then the mission ends in static.

Allegedly there was a quest in Fallout 4 that never made it into the game. I know this because my friend actually worked at Bethesda, and he found the data there. It starts out with the Male Protag on the phone, but he's on the phone with Deacon. If this wasn't tell tale enough of a startling event, he starts talking about his plans with him. They make an arrangement for dinner and a movie. You see MacCready and Nick look very worried, almost white with fear, as they ask the Protag "are you going on a date, WITH DEACON?" He doesn't reply, and just walks out of the door, as if in a zombie like state. The scene then cuts to a bedroom, with Deacon and Alex both naked. As they move toward the bed, you see something move out of the corner of the screen, faint at first, slowly the figure becomes more clear. Quickly and almost unnaturally you see a giant skeleton pop out of the corner of the TV and then there are loud bloodcurdling screams and then the quest ends in static.

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Oh man, I gotta call Jeff, I gotta call Jeff Come on, come on Come on Jeff, answer Come on, man Hello? Jeff, this is Prince, man Jeff, wake up, Jeff, wake up What do you want? Jeff, wake up, man, listen to me, Jeff It's three o'clock in the mornin, what do you want? [Fresh Prince:] Jeff, Jeff, would you listen to me? Listen, whatever you do, don't fall asleep Man! Jeff, listen to me, don't go to sleep, Jeff Look, look, I'll talk to you tomorrow, I'm going to bed RRAHHHH! Ahhhhhh! Jeff! Jeff! Ha ha ha ha ha haaaa! Ahhhhhh! Jeff! RRAHHHH! Jeff! Answer me, Jeff! I'm your D.J. now, Princey! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa!

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Suatu malam saya sedang tidur dan saya mendengar jeritan aku berjalan di luar dan aku melihat rakasa. Hanya aku tahu apa yang terjadi selanjutnya karena itulah saya berubah menjadi Dracula.

JIKA ANDA TELAH MEMBUNUH BESOK, saya TIDAK AKAN PERGI KE PEMAKAMAN ANDA KARENA AKU BE DI PENJARA UNTUK KILLING bajingan YANG MEMBUNUH ANDA! ▐▀▀ ▪ ▪ KAMI homies BENAR. KAMI RIDE BERSAMA. KAMI MATI BERSAMA. mengirim GUN ini untuk semua orang yang Anda sayangi termasuk saya jika Anda peduli. Melihat berapa kali Anda mendapatkan ini, jika Anda mendapatkan 13 Anda A homie BENAR

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One night i was asleep and i heard a scream I walked outside and I saw the monster. Only I know what happened next because it was then that I was turned into a Dracula.

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Chapter 1 On July 21 Gold one of the Dex Holders Wakes Up and Realizes it's his Birthday his 17 in Fact, When His Mom hears him Coming down the stairs, she greets him Happy Birthday! and Gold sees Birthday Presents on the Table and runs to open them. After finishing opening his presents, His Mom says Professor Oak has a Present for him also, he is at Prof. Elm's Lab. Gold rushes to Prof Elm's Lab when entered he sees Prof Oak. Ah Gold, since it is your Birthday i thought i would get you a gift. Prof Oak pulls out a device from his coat. This is The National Pokedex, Would you like to Collect more data for me Gold.

Me:*walking home from school,goes into 711 and buys V8* My friend:*runs into me* whats with the V8? Me:*sings popipo and does dance* My friend:What the hell are you doing?! Me:You haven't heard? Its popipo day! My friend:That better not be from your anime or I'll hurt you. Me:*runs* XDD

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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U! ▐▀▀ ▪ ▪ WE TRUE HOMIES. WE RIDE TOGETHER. WE DIE TOGETHER. send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U! ▐▀▀ ▪ ▪ WE TRUE HOMIES. WE RIDE TOGETHER. WE DIE TOGETHER. send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

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Allegedly there was an cutscene in Bioshock that never made it into the game. I know this because my friend actually worked at 2K, and he found the file in the archives there. It starts out with Jack on the radio, but he's on the radio with Frank Fontaine. If this wasn't tell tale enough of a startling event, he starts talking about his plans with him. They make an arrangement for dinner and a movie. You see Tenenbaum and the little sisters look very worried, almost white with fear, as they ask Jack "are you going on a date, WITH Frank Fontaine?" He doesn't reply, and just walks out of the door, as if in a zombie like state. The scene then cuts to a bedroom, with Jack and Frank both naked. As they move toward the bed, you see something move out of the corner of the screen, faint at first, slowly the figure becomes more clear. Quickly and almost unnaturally you see a giant skeleton pop out of the corner of the TV and then there are loud bloodcurdling screams and then it ends in static.

Madotsuki, a 15 year old highschooler, falls in love with her dream date Masada Tanaka san. But what can happen when Masada's mysterious friend, Shitai San, appears to be more? And then the strange Monoe gets in the way of Madotsuki and Masada's love. Will they make it out okay?