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Volturnus
Oh, I'm very happy to hear that. But really, my new masochistic self is tempted by the description of the fate that awaits a person who cuts your hair. If I ever caught you unaware, I'd be very compelled to cut them myself! Bows, arrows, sharp weapons and good ol' fighting! Ah~ much better than torture through music!! Theories? I like theories! Brace yourself for consecutive tl;dr long shouts! I think Teletubbies is the future of mankind, they're our future generation. In the future, men become apathetic and willingly destroy themselves by consuming the environment. Teletubbies is a post-apocalyptic representation of future research. The last effort of mankind to sustain life and the first (successful) step towards creating life through artificial means.
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Volturnus
Just before the end of homo sapiens' era, a few bored scientists started working on new life forms which would be able to survive in the future environment, which was by then, unfit for humans and other life forms. They found that their creations were incomplete and lacked strong human emotions just like themselves. This was a problem, because strong emotions are required for evolution and growth. So what they did was, instead of creating more hormones, they tweaked the internals of teletubbies so that they'd produce substances similar to drugs, from respiration and digestion, which would amplify the magnitudes of uncertainty, uncertain emotions and strongly influence individualism and heterogeneity. Now, you might ask, why did the bored scientists bother with creating teletubbies? That feel of being God. But then, why assume that the creations were incomplete in the first place? The answer lies within the symbolic nature of the bright colours used.
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Volturnus
Most people associate black with evil, but this is very false. Black and white represent 'wholeness' and transcend the definition of 'colours'. Other colours, are thus, by definition incomplete and corrupt. Hence, the assumption that Teletubbies were an incomplete creation. The incompleteness also helps in giving Teletubbies more degree of freedom for further evolution. One might also ask why I assume a post-apocalyptic setting, the answer is quite simple, the sun has a baby's face in it and symbolizes new birth and a new era. Then, the next big question, why do Teletubbies look less like humans and more like aliens? Simple, because the scientists realized that there was no life on earth, most animals were dead, so the Teletubbies would provide a strong base for further diversity. Some might go to some other place, or live under water to produce gills for the future generation of oceanic life. True, they're mad and creepy, but that's only because their hormones are at work.
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Volturnus
In my opinion, Teletubbies should be propagated as a religion. It's a divine message from God himself. He chose tv this time around instead of lightning or earthquakes or something weird like that. And the first thing we should do is, kill everyone involved with the production of Teletubbies, claim the prophecy ourselves and dictate other people with our 'new religion'! A great plan for world domination! Kill all other non-believers just like history teaches us to! Now, how to get an army of believers first? The first question a normal (read:stupid) neutral person might ask is, if this is all so complicated, why show it to children? We will answer them as follows:
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Volturnus
It's an evolutionary step. Children are made to see this so that Teletubbies are embedded in their brains and influence their decisions and thus, destinies. Children's minds are easy to mould, hence, they can be influenced much more than adults, relatively. These influences would propagate through many, many generations and the end result would thus be, Teletubbies or something closely like them. Of course, people would ask many other questions and we can always make silly answers to satisfy them. What we do here is that, we indirectly tell them that our opinions are actually God’s own (universal). However, we should sufficiently insulate this fact from them at all costs, and feed them with correlations and logic bound by their own perceived ‘realities’ of the world. What about people who do not ask questions and do not join any side? We will call them ‘apathetic’ (see 1st shout) and blame them for hastening apocalypse! Solution? Kill them, of course!
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Volturnus
sleepinghhh, you have an admirer. Please never cut your lovely locks. haha, satan's tool... indeed. Best evil is often raw and simple! When I was a small child, Teletubbies was aired on national TV (I think re-runs are still being aired) and I always found it extremely creepy. Now, after more than a decade, I realize its sheer brilliance, 'deep' hidden symbolism and inspiration. Please support Teletubbies by buying Teletubbies merchandise and dvds, so they can make a new season!!
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FolkBlackDoom
Wow! We sure have a lot of artists in common!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Forest of Shadows, Saturnus, Agalloch. I listen to November, Antimatter and Ulver sometimes! All very good bands! Agalloch is just sooo amazing! Agalloch will be in heart until I die, maybe even after I'm dead!
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Volturnus
haha, indeed. Imagine an apple floating and spinning around in the vast sea of space among stars... Ah~ what a visual delight it must be! As for the kittens, they're from a show called Nekojiru Gekijou which uses bizarreness and black comedy to create something [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uy8tq4jQ_s]very entertaining[/url]. maybe, not for everyone...
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EnjoyThisLife
You actually can't see me. I am invisible. So I could as well be behind you right now.
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EnjoyThisLife
Hello. I am your scary neighbour. For some reason you're the first in mine neighbours. To be honest your musical taste is scaring the hell out of me too.
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Lokarh
I see what you mean...i am quite experimental myself ( i think ^^ ). Ehhhmmm...if you into something new; http://www.last.fm/music/Yann%2BTiersen%2B%2526%2BShannon%2BWright, http://www.last.fm/music/Pulled+Apart+By+Horses, http://www.last.fm/music/Zeigeist. Not sure if you like it, though. ;)
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