bro what up get on fbook so we can chat

Hey maaaan, omg, Andrew Bird, that's SO gay... :P

if i could just leave my body for a night

no you aren't. i might be in germany this summer. u gonna be around?

whoa dude ur back! what's up & how have you been?

he's having a pop!

i'm the jonas from leipzig and think we know us toogather!

Thou shall be subjected to my reign. http://twitter.com/sanpietro

yo dude! you said you wanted to hear my stuff...my first album is up for download at cllct.com

may 12th til ?

yea did you?

bro, i have a great idea. i have nothing to do in april, or most of may, for that matter. should i come visit your ass? i really want to, and i think i have the money for a plane ticket. let me kno what you think

The force is great...

merry christmas pimpin

tell me if its hot or cold say ludacris 6 million sold

hahahah dude i thought u loved frank sinatra! and sammy davis jr man! woo! merry americanmas!

go fuck a donkey

what, tivo? where you can freeze live tv? that's such a great idea! – you don't have anything like that? – well, we have hivo, but that's a terrible terrible desease...

u listen to fruity fruity music boy! whered you get that fruit?

yo bro u have a fuckin happy american holiday. i love yo ass. no homo.