Where'd you go?

LISTEN TO THIS BO DIDDLEY SONG IT IS GOOD THOUGH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdzgi6PJ-kE

U R LISTNIN NOW N I AM LISTNIN NOW HOLY WOW

pfft, email? last time i check it was 2012, not EIGHTEEN-HUNDRED AND TWELVE!! nah its fine, i only wondered just in case. my phone number is '07717027089', text me and i'll update you in my contacts. Also, i am still in school, but i accepted an offer to go to EDINBURGH!!! next year, and i've only got 2 or 3 weeks left. how's all the exams and prelims and stuff going for you?

CON-OR. Before I resume regular correspondence on last.fm, I need to know: DO YOU HAVE FACEBOOK??? It would make our long-distance relationship much easier to maintain if you did. Lewis

Sick library you got.

BTWz, our musical compatibility is now LOW!! quick, get listening to some late-noughties landfill indie and make us musical soulmates once more!

hahaa, that's exactly the reason. I take it the line-up hasn't enticed you to buy a ticket? not even the late announcement of everyone's favourite loveable cheeky chappy olly murs??? Although... i take it that you're not being serious when you say that just because i'm going to T in the park means that i NEED to see something? i mean... surely it'll be possible to set up my tent a few metres from the entrance, spend the weekend curled up in the foetal position with some incredibly powerful NOISE-BLOCKING ear-muffs on, then leave first thing monday morning not only feeling refreshed and awake but also having somehow not sacrificed ANY of my musical integrity despite the incredibly awful line-up... seriously but, tickets aren't sold out i don't think so why don't you come???? hey, worst comes to the worst there's always snow patrol to rescue the weekend...

ALSOOOOO, been watching black mirror?

ah shit... the dire STRAITS. also, it says that i posted that in december 2011 above that shout, which i can only assume is a cock-up on the part of the internet cos i definitely, definitely posted that 2 months ago and not "just now".

Bobblz was very good, but to be honest there wasn't much in the way of audience interaction so i didn't get to see any amusing bob banter... He was at the braehead arena, played all the hits, supported by Mark Knopflker... OF THE LEGENDARY DIRE STRAIGHTS!!! I know its a few months away still, but are you wanting anything in particular for christmass? btwz are you, by any chance, going to t in the park next year???????

i've been CRUSHED too! how've you been? hows 5th year? And talking (as we were a couple of months ago) about Bob Dylan... i'm going to see him next saturday! hopefully he'll meet the impeccably high standards of this performance... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4tEAZsy53g i'll eagerly await your response... and NEVER AGAIN will i allow such a complete drought of correspondence to occur

HEY THERE! I am pwetty good thanks... my exams results were much, much better than i had expected... i only went and got the old straight As! As a matter of fact i already know what you got... congratulations! next time i see you i'll give you a great big pat on the back. by the way, who's that in your display picture thing? looks a bit familiar...

Nice lists

I do HIGHERS! They're the real cunts, but i've only got one left now. I've syncd the podcast to my ipod... i may even listen to it tonight. 'Chelsea Girls' is pretty pretentious, what with all the flutes and stuff... but on the other hand, if you love flutes and stuff its a must-have. OH, and i take it you've heard the big news? That RAZORLIGHT might possibly be renaming themselves? I personally can't imagine a more enigmatic, alluring, tantalizing, and ultimately meaningful name than RAZORLIGHT but you never know... and good luck to you too with any exams you've got left, how've they gone so far?

hey... sorry about the delay again, i've also been caught up in the 'big examination preparation push' like you... i had english today, and i've just about recovered. How've yours been going? Standard Grades must be about halfway through by now i'm guessing? And yeah, i've got Chelsea Girls, but i'm guessing by now you'll have downloaded it or something... its realllly good if you've still not, i'd recommend it. I usually listen to the A+J podcats, but i've not this time. R THEY GD?

I don't actually have a study schedule, by the way. And don't actually go to disneyland instead of the louvre.

Disneyland.

The Enemy, eh? Fucking quality band however you look at it. http://img.mediaspanonline.com/5893/2448715.jpg - they are what i call three extremely cool guys. I am off for the next couple of days and, if i can tear myself away from my sadistic 'study schedule', i too would love to see you. I'd give the Louvre 6/10. Its no Disneyland to be perfectly honest - but then again, it'd be unfair to expect it to be quite so spectacular. The shops aren't bad, although the only one i went to was the pretty shit Apple shop with stupid French apple geeks looking pleased with themselves and looking down on you instead of Scottish ones. You don't need to remind me i've got an iPod. The toilets, on the other hand, were pretty darned pleasant - although i'm not sure if that made up for the fact that they cost TWO EUROS. Oh yeah, and i didn't actually go into the main thing or see any flipping art, cos the queue was too long and we were only given about 10 minutes. So basically - fuck the Louvre, go to..

... indeed. And i had a good look again at old daniel o' donnells page. I know my shout is longer and i spent about a day working on it, but, and i honestly mean this, i would not have happened were it not for your "bad air con, too many hoes" shout... hahahahaa. So, what have you been up to in this past last.fm drought?

hahaa, i'm too sorry. you see, i was starting to type my reply the VERY NEXT DAY after your last shout, but one thing led to another and eventually meant i was unable too for a good few days... (shitty computers etc) THEN, when it began to reach a week without corresponding, i myself was so crushed that i just couldn't bring myself to reply, out of sheer shame and embarrassment. Eventually it got to two weeks and three weeks of total communications black out between the two of us - and i started to think it might be better if, you know, i just kinda didn't reply to your last shout, and use my forgetfulness as an excuse for this particularly crushing last spell of no correspondence. THEN i genuinely did forget all about last.fm for a while, and indulged myself in a shameless bout of Zutons-listening which i'm guessing you did though hoping you didn't notice. i know, its sickening and disgusting and slightly pathetic but, believe me, i am OVER THOSE SCOUSE BASTARDS for a very long time..

Also, quite coooly, Charlie Brooker! x

Jackson Carey Frank (March 2, 1943 - March 3, 1999) Looks like I've got another good one I didn't know about. x

hahaa, my school's up there with eton. We go out rowing on the lake at lunchtime, and our debating society is internationally renowned. Paris was good, but we spent so much time at 'tourist hotspots' that i don't think i actually saw any REAL parisiens, so i didn't have the chance to beat any to death avec un baguette (that's french for "with a baguette", by the way). Yes, i did actually go to Disneyland. The disgusting embodiment of the worst excesses of consumer capitalism, and so ubiquitous that when i spelled it wrong UP THERE^^^^^, spell checker changed it for me. But, and i can feel myself being metaphorically spat on as you read this, i actually sort of enjoyed it. I know. I should hang myself. I deserve to be castrated. Please don't desert me completely. I can redeem myself...

ghetto is a thing people say, and i should know - i'm the ghettoest muthafucka out. And about the fratellis... i WASN'T listening to them. I fell asleep. Please believe me... I'm downloading the link you said to. What is it? I hope it was a hit, cos ALL DOCUMNTRYZ SUX. BTW, i wasn't being rude by not replying for a disgusting NINE DAYS. I have been on a school trip... 'dans Paris.' Clever eh? I saw the Eiffel Tour, Arc de Triomphe, Louvre, all the big ones... and Disneyland, obviously. But now i'm back... and you can rest assured my next response will be VERY FUCKING FAST INDEED.

well, i've still got one left, but they've went pretty well overall... the charlie brooker thing was very good, the 10 o'clock one not so. Just mitchell showing off and trying to be clever, while jimmy carr yells things like 'Bankers? More like WANKERS!' at random intervals. The Bob Dylan santa hat has paid off in ways i'd never dreamed of... its probably worth keeping it on for another billion years just to get more lolz off 43 year old guys called Jay. BTWz, that brooker things on tonight, unless there's some scottish crap on instead like last week...

supp! sorry about the crushing lack of correspondence, its just my pwelims have been on and everything. i listened to 'that summer feeling', it is indeed "aces". I see we've both had people commenting on our 'avatars' recently - makes you feel all warm inside, dunnit? BTW, did you see that charlie brooker thing on bbc 2 a couple of nights ago? and did you also see the one on channel 4 with mitchell, brooker, laverne and jimmy CUNT? (witty, eh?) If so, what'd you think? l8rz.

i believe that you, sir, have the best avatar.

Sorry, 'books'.

HPPY NW YR to you as well. Hahaaa, i'd beg to differ. To an extent. They have a couple of good tunes. I watched DONT Look Back. It was indeed bloody brill. What DVD's did you get? And, for that matter, what book did you get, you cultured M&S-going cunt?

hahaaaaa, that is one hard-hitting political/satirical put-down for a piece of graffiti. I got an ipod... classic. the one with about a million gb or something... its cos my nano couldn't quite hack the size of my moozac collection anymore. I feel like a bit of a twat though. I mean, it can hold about 40000 songs or something and all i've got on it is bob dylan's discography and an early belle and sebastian album... i also got 'Dont Look Back' (no apostrophe intended), the CLASSIC, RENOWNED portrait of an ARTIST IN HIS PRIME. The artist being Bob Dylan. What the fuck did you get, you cunt?

hahaaa, you know what? Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong-Anderson talks common sense. we don't ave enough of that any more. Good, old-fashioned common sense. Did you have a good Chwistmas?! We got a christmas card from your family... you and your siblings were referred to collectively as 'the hormones'. My parents absolutely fucking loved it. Seriously, they were genuinely pissing themselves for about 10 minutes... WAS CHRISTMAS MERRY? I'm so cool, that i got Jay-z's book. That's right. The Jigga-man. His autobiography... It's a good one to read on trains and buses and shit - would you mess with a kid reading Jay-Z? JAY-Z?! WUBU2?

Merry Christmas.

your dad's got it on vinyl? get it listened to then... and while your at the turntable... GIVE 'ON THE BEACH' A SPINN. That's the one with 'Motion Pictures' on it... all of side 2 is impossibly good... if slightly depressing, and a little un-chrisymassy. I'll get those tunes listened too... BTW, i know that you fucking love poetry, and i also know that you fucking adore Bob Dylan. So Youtube 'Last Thoughts on Woody Guthrie' by Bob Dylan... it's pretty sweeeeeeeet - you know, proper 'sweeeeeeeet'...

I am VERRRRY sorry - it isn't my fault, obviously... its just my computer was being a twat and would only turn on for about 5 seconds before turning itself off again... I can assure you I had no involvement whatsoever in the planning, writing or sending of that card - I can only apologise on my family's behalf for sending you such a tired, clichéd, and SHIT Christmas card. I listened to the good Neil Young song. If you like that, you'll also like... Tonight's the Night. The song especially, and the album if you can be arsed. So yeah, i really dunno what i'm wanting for christmas... what the fuck do you want?

In fact, I've been off all week. All week! Have you? How's it been going, anyway...?

SAME! So stop trying to be smug. Cos i'm smug too.

nah, it was a sensational blend of quality AND quantity. i heard it off ma' da'. from your da'. argh, you're too bloody generous to those Africans. I bet they get free CDs from there as well, don't they? the kanye west album... isn't THAT good. it's got some beasting beats, obviously... but it just wasn't quite, you know, gangsta enough for my tastes. i did listen to orange juice... it was FUCKING BRILLIANT. ALL OF IT. JST FUCKING BRILLIANT. EVERY BIT. well, not ALL of it... there's some weird japanese shit around the middle of their career, but apart from that, it's good stuff. for christmas... all i want is your AMAZING CHRISTMAS CD! what tracks have made the cut so far?

heyyyy, it's been 15 days! i am sorry. have you seen the snow? it's like, all white and cold and everything and all that... i heard you got a job at a record shop in the west end? which one is it? is it good? i hope your snobbish and condescending to all the customers, as per the stereotype... also, have your heard any of kanye west's new album?

Hi! You have a good library ;)

I did go for the wig/moustache/glasses add-ons... cos i'm that fucking mental... Oh and - not that i like to be pedantic - i was the *belle* of the ball, not the bell... sorry. No respect for post-VU Reed! pfffgfgffffffffffft. I've not committed to either buying or downloading the remasters. I'm not fucking brave enough. So i'm listening to them on SPOTIFY. Yes, SPOTIFY. For people who don't have the balls to buy shit. THE WKND? IDK yet. No doubt some outrageous shit will be going down. Yourself? Also... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ0M9CBEkw0&feature=player_embedded A real advert.

hahaaa, you know the great thing about that post? It had quantity AND quality... I salute you. I actually went wearing this piece of shit... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MENS-SGT-PEPPERS-BEATLES-60S-HIPPY-FANCY-DRESS-COSTUME_W0QQitemZ130437502855QQcmdZViewItem?rvr_id=167264206765&rvr_id=167264206765&cguid=9cac66d712b0a0e203510ec1ff41f57f (in green)- please don't laugh... And regarding Lou Reed... i know! i've lost a little faith in him. I think he just saw the dollar signs... or couldn't bear the thought of SuBo crying... or is a lot more obsessed with directing than anyone knew. I'm pretty sure it's not the second one. Also WTF is your profile picture? Looks like quite the dude... Soz for the late reply again btw... 5th don't take no prisoners.

you took free records off oxfam... isn't that kind of like stealing from charity? man, you sick fuck. that is morally repugnant. nah, i'm sure you worked bloody hard for them... how were the other people who worked there? yes, i did go as, specifically, john lennon in a sgt pepper outfit to a couple of things... one of which was the school's very own "FRIGHT NIGHT" which, as you can imagine, was a fucking riot. Did you go to that zombie thing? there was a ridiculous number of people who did, like thousands - including my own english teacher... YS. ORNGE JOOS BXST. S'GOT TH LOT. ALL OF IT. JST FCKING BRILLIANT. EVRY BT. JST GET IT. http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/nov/04/orange-juice-coals-newcastle-review

soz for the delayed response, its been a bit of a hectic week... how was oxfam?! did you guilt trip the customers? yeah, halloween... i was a member of sgt pepper's lonely hearts club band... as you can probably imagine, i looked pretty sexy... what about yourself? "Tonight from 'Lust For Life' is an extremely good song... and also... an Orange Juice boxset is out this week!

well, you know... i'm guessing the oxfam music staff will be somewhat more chillaxed than the crazy muthafuckers at whsmith, so as long as you don't do anything TOO outrageous... Just make sure you guilt-trip lots of customers into buying stuff. work experience is pretty good on the whole, so, just, you know... enjoy... i'm afraid that's all the wisdom i can provide

hahaaaa, it did. Sorry, but how does that improve things at all? "The insipid start of food supply control methinks!"? Those are the rantings of a seriously, and sadly, deluded woman.

AND... no comment on film 2010 cos I didn't watch it... any good?

btw, http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/danny-dyer-ill-always-take-drugs-2106558.html i recommend that you read the last line of the article first, then read the line before it...

You know, coincidence or what: i bought "At Folsom Prison" fro 3 quid a few weeks ago. I'd call that a coincidence. It is very good, yeah... especially Folsom Prison Blues and the ones you mentioned... and btw, i take offence at your last shout... Clunkily worded posts i can handle, Conor, but not dissing me as 'annoying music a go-go'... Astral Weeks is immense, as we already established... and Pet Sounds is pretty good as well... i mean, if you don't like the "stunning melodies", "richly symphonic" sound and "gorgeous upper-register male vocals", well... fair enough, they are quite annoying. But come on, man. The harmonies... (in italics)

those scumbags... they just can't take us. we're to rebellious to be controlled by the 'man', so they try to delete us. we ain't taking any of that shit. i see you've been listening to johnny cash... what tunes of his do you like? and have you seen 'walk the line'?