why did you actually have a tweak session on here im gonna cry. joes story IS SO PEAK YOU ARE RIGHT GOOD LAD!!!!

teen of denial (joes story) is actually really good without a bitch in your ear whining about the lack of cursing

satan personally created a new layer of hell designated for every one of you who gatekeep csh things. repent now before your eternal damnation.

also all of the nights i have wasted on tumblr, reddit, and twitter trying to find any scraps of the 4tracks or livestreams from the now deleted patreon to no avail. fuck gatekeepers go jack off in your basement by yourself you pathetic losers

if youre thinking about giving car seat headrest a listen DONT. it ruined my life and it will ruin yours too. i am unable to get a job and i am deathly scared of social interaction and this is all car seat headrests fault. ever since i started listening to them everything in my life got worse. first, i listened to twin fantasy, then i decided to look on a deeper level. next thing i knew it was 3:34 a.m and im looking at some song lyrics where will toledo talks about wetdreams he has and pissing out a window through a tube. not to mention the time i met will toledo in d.c and he spat in my face and called me a virgin loser chud 4chan larper with high cortisol before kicking me to the curb and pointing and laughing at me as i crode. if you value your life dont ever give car seat headrest a chance to change you. and for those of you who are already balls deep in this rabbit hole, im praying for us all. we will make it out of here.

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Your compatibility with moobiles is Super. You both listen to Self, STOMACH BOOK and Car Seat Headrest.

exquisite taste btw

You both listen to Ewy, Radiohead and La Dispute. hmmm

one trait danger release how do you feel

your top artists make you look like a sad gay furry. are you the reincarnation of will toledo?

did you girlboss too close tothe sun

look at this guy, what a FREAK!!!!

nice pfp i have a slur to say

i wish i could walk in will Toledo's proximity you're so lucky 😞😞

car seat headrest dc concert: *cate wurtz walks out on stage* cate wurtz: hey car seat headresters today i will be playing a song i made titled "yoko was the best beatle" featuring... CAR SEAT HEADREST!!! *crowd erupts in cheers and screams* *cate wurtz + car seat headrest plays yoko was the best beatle* me: wow i don t think ill ever see my life the same way again apple jack's brother/cousin: eeeyup

csh and 1td... drools all over your fm profile :drooling_face:

i love you oh my god

I wish you were born with a wide back so I’d have more room to through bricks at you

ion gonna lie 673 csh scrobbles in less than a month is a tad concerning

she car on my seat until i headrest ( it's okay if you don't get the reference :3 )

i'm gonna bully you