Randy Travis? I take back that shit about you being my soul mate. Having two jobs has changed you man. I don't even know you anymore.

I fought the law and the law demanded I appear before a judge within the next 30 days or I'd violate my parole.

Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer.

Sam Cooke! Cake! Led Zeppelin! You're my soul mate!

you really like the shins huh.

you need a picture

I'm on your computer right now!