spaceman!!

you're amazing.

well said

i found your iggy=thor image comment that i had saved on my computer forever ago and it was awesome.

Oh well, high compatibility. We have similar taste by Beatles (i'm a freak), Doors (i like "Riders on the storm"), Led Zep (i like "Kashmir") and U2 with "Where the streets have no name".

too eccentric for your "boring as shit" xanadu? :P

are you kidding!?! the progressive build up, the glorious soudscapes, the masterful story telling? the soaring vocals? its a masterpiece if i do say so myself!!

hey, i noticed you checked out some 11:17 music. i just recorded a new 11:17 EP. you can download it for free at http://elevenseventeen.bandcamp.com - enjoy!

lol will do, and dethklok is the shit!

Calvin, I want to invite you to join a group I just formed. It's called Americana Artist Of The Week and I think you would enjoy it. http://www.last.fm/group/Americana+Artist+Of+The+Week

In the picture Chewy is checking the wrong breast for good archery, unless of course Lay ya is left handed. Now she must take the naked horse back riding test.

We can't be friends. You are a MAN baby! I don't have time for your principalities. Why serve in hell when I can rule in hell? I have decided to grow cows by feeding them grass! Once I've got that down, and a few other things, I shall launch my New Mongol Army. I must also select the members of my harem with the most bowed legs and small left breasts.

I am announcing my candidacy for Emperor of [group]Fuck Bush[/group]. Leader Neon Meat has quit because Fuck Bush has gotten pathetic. Few people there realize that Bush is not a person; he's a symbol for all that is unholy and fascistic in American politics. Bush is represented whenever Obama gutlessly defends the legacy and legality of indefinite detention and executive secrecy. In case last.fm gets around to enabling new leader elections, I nominate myself to be the new leader of this once proud group, and my first act as leader will be a purge of any douchebag who wants to join Fuck Bush for any other reason than to -- well, fuck Bush. Good day, Calvin Twain Whitman

Hilarious picture/captions, good buddy.

Umm, thanks?

My musical compatibility with cjackb is Very High Music we have in common includes Lucinda Williams, Old Crow Medicine Show, The Avett Brothers, Ryan Adams and Gillian Welch.

he's better then De Niro) He drinks a lot of vodka, beer, smoke,girls,sex,fights and be naked)

no! it's Sergei Shnurov! Best man in Russia!

Wellcome from Ukraine my friend!

how could anyone not ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Ys1jiaVTU&feature=related

Oh shit, that reminds me. A brave fellow Raelian donated his unused penis to Ezekiel after Ezekiel's amputation. Sadly, Ezekiel's body rejected the new penis, and he died.

Kudos for Rael.

nice avatar :D

Same here, ha ha... Nice pictures as well. I really need to start reading C&H.

Hey man, unbelievable charts.

what

Hey guys. I'm back for a while. Things over at Rael's ranch have been pretty sweet. Just did a barn-raising to finish the new senior center. Unfortunately Ezekiel broke a toe and Rael's faith healing (a combination of taking up serpents and an excruciating fiber regimen) failed to achieve any noticeable results; ie., we did not see Demon Gimbel fly out of Ezekiel's afflicted toe. We had to amputate -- his penis. I'll keep you guys posted on the condition of poor Brother Ezekiel as the situation becomes clearer. In the meantime, send him your kind prayers. In other news, I'm on [url=www.cjackb.deviantart.com]Deviant Art now[/url] because I needed a place to both show off my nature photography and appreciate nude art. I also devote some of my shenanigans to that website.

Now is the time on Sprocket's when we dance. Iraq has visited www.last.fm/user/cjackb!

uh, well, let's hope for the best - maybe he ended up in Guantanamo. i heard they now have a second basketball court and three (!!!) free sodas a day. thanks to Rael and the starchildren probably. good luck with your new found faith. i'll stick to whatever religion cockroaches adher to. (probably some mystic cult involving the worship of rotten crackers.)

Everyone, attention. [url=http://rael.org/rael_content/rael_summary.php]Rael's bold message[/url] and prophecy has made me a new man. I hereby renounce my old life, working in the largely unregulated market of collateralized ass, in favor of the loving embrace of Rael. I will still scrobble, but don't go taking that the wrong way. I will nonetheless be hopelessly infatuated with Dear Leader Rael, and your pleas for my return (because I know you love me) will yield no fruit. None. Not even bananas, which are a shitty fruit IMO. I mean, when you squeeze a banana, no juice comes out. That's just fucked. Fruit should have juice. Juice is quite simply the amniotic fluid of fruit. How does banana survive without it? Such profundity baffles me, which is ultimately why I must leave. Rael teaches that all baffle-inducing thought only produces pain, and I have suffered enough befuddlement. It's a damn shame, but there's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. Goodbye everyone.

how's hobo doin'?

i have this vague, deeply rooted feeling that we oughta bust red out of somewhere. maybe some vietcong-ish jungle camp. arnie will be there. and the ashes of hunter s. thompson and hopefully chicken bbq and beer. and chicken. or maybe something involving a BASE jump into a pool filled with half naked ladies. or possibly a tragically ending tea party, with the obligatory hostage crisis at the end. i heard people talking that it's some kind of british tradition. and always check for signs of vamprism. or zombie-ism. god knows where he's been.

I am back for one day only essentially, is the ambassador position still open?

sup Calvin

Yes, because your taste in music is clearly superior

Did you get a good look? Now answer this: Would a girl be crude or immature enough to draw that? Yes, but a dude is more likely. Would a girl display it on the internet? Also yes-- but again, I would bet on a dude. HOWEVER, I ask you, would a girl get the inspiration for Figure 1 from the useless knowledge that chimps and gorillas have small penises? A few would, like Sarah Silverman or Jane Goodall, and the odds that I am either of them are pretty slim. So, I think that should clear away any confusion. Thank you for your attention.

Lately, questions have been swirling around the issue of my gender. Well, let me put this to rest right now. I am, of course, a dude. The only reason I lack "verifiable sexual organs" is because I'm a comic strip character. In spirit, I am 1000 ppt dude. Look at Figure 1: ░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ █░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ █░░░░░░░░░░░░█▓░░█░█░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ █░░░░░░░░░░░█▓▓░░██░░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ █░░░░░░░░░░░█▓░░░█░███░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░█░░░░░░░░░██▓░░██░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░██░░░░░░░██▓░░██░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░██████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░

Unfortunately. Though I think I may have gotten though to this one. (Mlle_Tink)

Poor Sarah Palin. She better read the leaflet carefully before she took too much holy X. Now she should ask her pharmacist or W. about the problem.

Really. I can find my own music. Thank you ever so much for your kind offer.

Sending you a link on a band. Interesting. This being a social networking site based on music. Ever heard of [artist]Cannibal Corpse[/artist]? Or [artist]Blood Duster[/artist]? Dodgy bands. With dodgier music. Of course that obviously means they're neo-Nazis.

The pen is now the sword?... Hurrah, bravo sir, I heartily commend your courage. Block someone from shouting on your page so they can't come back with anything that obviously has more logic than babbling off some "prose". Well done. By the way, I guess the comments that you deleted were a little beyond your intellectual grasp? No worries. We all shoot a little outside our league :-)

hell this clearly means that i should change my avatar rapido

if it was consensual it wouldn't be rape. *wink*

Btw, this is what pissed her off: "Poetry is fun, but prose is my strongest suit. M'lady, the pen is now the sword, and politics is the battleground. You, regrettably, have brought a spatula to the front line. You echo the impotence of Tony Blair circa 2003--if Blair were also a woodland sap nymph." (Note that I tried to appeal to any inkling of British pride she may have had by referring to their ex-Prime Minister's disgraceful status as lapdog and servant of the Colonies. What could I do, people?)

Yep, she's a nazi. Did not see that one coming, actually. I thought she was just into wood. This has been a perfect demonstration of the fascist mindset, though. Intolerance of politics leads to disengagement and stagnation of thought. Indeed, intolerance of politics is intolerance of liberal democracy; it is the yearning for the "quick fix" that you and your neighbors agree is the natural solution to your problems, nevermind the quick fix that your other neighbors down the block support. Note too the modern fascists' preoccupation with medieval themes, and coincident with this preoccupation comes the sense that modern life is empty and glory lay in the past. Sgathaich was angered--well, really angered--not by the substance of my speech, but by the act of speaking out. Since fascists live in bubbles, they do not debate, but proclaim, and they do not offer, but assert. Of course, they certainly do not compromise. Instead, they rely on fear-mongering and intimidation (and bad jokes).

Would that I could focus on wood. And the sap therein, drink as food. But this is not to be, for you see, I am obsessed with the dispossessed, who are sans sap, sans laps, let alone those of luxury. No it is you who are out to sea, and it is me who really sees, that all is not wood and sap. Because sometimes, there is crap.

[url=http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2009/09/four-years-ago-today-by-digby.html]More Katrina stories[/url]. There were two competing media narratives four years ago. One was about government ineptitude at all levels, and the poor suffering the most from such ineptitude. The other narrative was a rancid lie about a city rendered unmanageable by roving gangs of looters and predators. The purpose of such a lie was clear: defend President Bush against the overwhelming evidence of his detachment and neglect, and stoke racial resentment at the same time. In the video at the bottom of the link, Shepard Smith and Geraldo Rivera at Fox News try their best to broadcast not only the reality of suffering refugees, but the emotion of it all. Judging by their tone, I would say they knew full well that the false narrative was well underway on the right-wing.

I thought my group, [group]Sarah Palin is really a man who hates his vagina[/group] would be an internet sensation by now. What am I doing wrong? And don't tell me I'm being TOO profound, or blowing TOO MANY minds.