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rhymeoverreason
well shiiiiit. looks like i'm buying from amazon from now on! thanks bud! :)
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rhymeoverreason
no! i haven't had time to go to peoria for like...two months. haha. and when i swung by the ep co-op, they were going to get another copy in the next day...but i'll have time to get it next week when i'm done with school. ain't no thang.
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jmessmore23
You know how it's garage sale season? Well a couple of days ago, I was driving and saw a bunch of signs that said "SALE" or "GARAGE SALE" and stuff like that. Then I saw a sign that said, "THE ATARIS" and I thought that someone was cleaning out their attic and found a couple of dusty old video game machines that they used back in the 70's and shit. I pulled up to the garage so that I could purchase the video game systems, but then I just saw a bunch of idiots playing music in the garage. I asked them where the sale was and they told me there was none, they were having band practice. I asked them what their name was and they said, "The Ataris." I realized that I had been deceived, so I went back to my car, got out some lawn chairs and a sharp knife. I strapped each band member to a chair and proceeded to stab them all in the stomach. I skull fucked them as they bled. Then a storm came on the horizon and I skull fucked that too. Fuck that band and their name. Fuck 'em all. Fuck. Fuck...
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jmessmore23
Remember how you said that you committed arson and didn't get any girls? Well I set out to prove your theory wrong, so I went west on 74 and torched the twin cities. I watched as bloomington and normal burned, and then I thought, "Well, fuck, 'As Cities Burn,' that would be a fuckin' bad ass name for my Whatthe Hale tribute band." Then, I discovered that it's already a band, and a Christian band at that. I bet they aren't even racists or arsonists. Fuck them and their religion.
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jmessmore23
I went and sat in Eastside's parking lot for at least 36 hours a few days ago because your last.fm profile said something about there being fireworks this week. But nothing fucking happened. What the heck? So I emailed the admin's at Last and asked them why there weren't any fireworks. That's when they told me that it is the name of a band. Fuck you, fuck that band, fuck any cripples that might be in that band, and fuck anybody who looks like anybody in that band.
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jmessmore23
No, you set YOUR goals. Don't tell me what to fucking do with my life. I'll set goals if I want to. Get off my case.
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jmessmore23
I just packed up my car with all my belongings at school and skipped all classes to drove all the way back home for the summer, all because I thought it was June. But then someone back in Peoria told me that it's the name of a band, and it's actually March right now. So I fucking missed classes and packed up all my shit; fuck that band.
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jmessmore23
*Then I realized that it is a band name. Woops. My bad. I hope their parents don't mind.
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jmessmore23
I went to the House of Blues yesterday because I heard there were a bunch of people standing in line waiting. I asked them what band they were seeing, and they answered Better luck next year. So I asked again, What band are you seeing? Again, Better luck next year. They kept saying it, and I got so frustrated that I went Virginia Tech on all their asses. Then I realized that it is a band nam
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jmessmore23
today, I walked down every avenue and didn't find shit. Then this guy on one of the streets said that it's the name of a band. Next time I see them live, I'm going to skullfuck each and every one of them.
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jmessmore23
today, I put an alkaline trio in my digital camera because I heard those kind of batteries really last a long time. But then I realized that it was a band. Next time I see them, I'm going to punch all three in the face for having a shitty, battery-sounding name.
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jmessmore23
I woke up today and was really scared because I couldn't see anything through my third eye. I was like, Holy moly I'm third eye blind! But then I realized that I don't have a third eye. No one does. Fuck that band for making me so scared.
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jmessmore23
I talked to the singer from Schoolyard Heroes and she said that you're so pretty and you're so dead. I'm not quite sure what she means, but I think that the singer of whitechapel would shake his mullet in agreeance.
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