Oh crap, Set Your Goals came out of nowhere! Don't worry, this will be taken care of very soon.

I am a doctor. I have a PhD in "your username sucks."

Its been a long time since I made fun of your username on here.

Maybe if I listen to Yellowcard a few hundred times more, it'll go down.

Dear Victor, Our music compatibility is kind of awesome. I think this is a sign that we should become better friends.

I don't think you listen to Yellowcard enough

I think the grey is getting smaller! Once summer hits I'm sure it'll be gone since I'll listen to a billion times more pop punk.

Is the butter on your ants salted or unsalted?

Its really the only way I can properly describe myself.

Wow there brotato dont pin this one on me! I've worked so hard to get rid of that silver bit, there's sweat on my brow Victor, sweat on my brow. LOWER CASE.

Wait. Very? Did you mean to spell it Verry? The variant of Berry?

Oh I thought they were very buttery AUNTS.

I'm gonna punch you

Do your ants use butter substitute because they think they're fat?

Hmm which one would you recommend? (secretly).

Dude I have 47 plays on Yellowcard's new song! haha

Awww yea;) Except that' kinda weird that you're in bed with Cady, the Aquabats, NFG, and Blink. Wait no it's awesome jk

My moneys on Cady to come out on top.

I can't believe its not butter!

So, I was expecting to see some very buttery ants, but it turns out they're covered in margarine. I'm disappointed.

Dude I don't know what happened, I blanked out for a couple days and all of the sudden Paramore wasn't #1....

lol 69 New Found Glory plalys

After seeing Cady Groves in your top artists I've decided your ants are buttery enough.

This was misleading I thought your ants were gonna be way more buttery. Defriend.