I can make up shitty songs on my Casio, on my Casio.

What's for dinner? I recommend the PorkBot.

>^..^< And when I see you kitten as a cat, yeah as smitten as that. I can't get that small. =^..^=

Loneliness. We are away from each other. But here we are together on the Internet. We should be listening to Morrissey.

Hey guys I listen to Death Cab a lot. My favorite song by them is My Testicles Have Retreated.

If you check out Shadow, I'd recommend his first CD, Entroducing. His newer stuff is mostly hip-hop which isn't as good.

Hey neighbor, last.fm said you were Super and they're right. Nice selection :)

Who the fuck listens to the Daily Show with Jon Stewart that much? Pansy-ass.

Check it out. I want to see if this guy will stalk me. vvv

All PorkBot all the time. Your shoutbox. Enjoy the reading.

Hey dude I'm your only friend and Im your glowing friend!

HAVE YOU HEAR OF THIS COOL BAND CALLED PAVEMENT!!?.... greatest band you've never heard of

Who the hell listens to that much Pavement?

There's this weird asshole who keeps posting on my shoutbox. Not me. I'm a believer.

i WanT some WAffle FriEs!

Dude. I don't know. I don't like Radiohead either. Fuck their whiney singer.

WTF? Why does everyone like Radiohead so damn much. I just don't get it.

Everything's clear. Go man go!

TacoCombo I am lonely. I have no neighbors but you have many. You are my only friend.

i c u

Lois Lane is a whore.

Can you read my mind? Do you know what it is you do to me. I don't know who you are. Just a friend from another star. Here I am like a kid out of school. Holding hands with a god. I'm a fool. Will you look at me, quivering, like a little girl, shivering. You can see right through me. Can you read my mind? Can you picture the things I am thinking of. Wondering why you are.

Hello Internetz friend.

Test?