*Trips ya

waaat waaa

haha iz aint gots nun

*nudges you with toe to see if your still alive or have become a zombie.

I am what I am. I'm Popeye the sailor. Man!

Oh I gots a kick to yer back for ya. 100% even. Why-yah!

Poke (no poke backseys)

Don't poke me cause I'm close to the edge. I am about to wet my bed ha huh huh huh.

I am soooo boring. Sometimes I just sit and sit and sit and sit and stare and stare and stare and stare. I'm one boring dude duder.

I wish I had the answer for your mucus cough. Try mucus-x or whatever its called. Otherwise, buckle up, hanker down, and ride it out.

Your probably drinking between to little and to much. You want to drink just enough to put you in that drunk ass phase but not so drunk your drink yourself sober. That is all.

Ha your to late I already had the sickness. If anything answering my messages here probably got you sick. I'm so glad to be over it. Now here comes allergy season to funk it all up.

Hows ya feelin midge? Copacetic yet?

*poke

Uh, sucker!

I can just imagine you standing behind your little librarian desk shaking your fist in the air shouting "You little rascals". It sounds to me like it would be the perfect day to take off.

Colds make me happy when I'm going down with Nyquil. I love the after effects when you first wake up and the world is just numb. That's some good stuff. Oh yeah. Don't you have any sick hours you could take?

haha your so abusive. Okay you go do whatever ya doing. I'm off into the void. lates midge.

lol. Hello hand. How have been? Done anything interesting as of late? Oh really. Tsk tsk.

Don't be so needy Midge. I have my own life to ignore let alone yours. When I mosey on back from the void its still the same old me with the same low level of interest in your person. If it were any other way you'd instantly see through my bullshit and write me off. Just keeping it real homeslice.

Sounds scary. You probably have a terrible personality. I guess we can still be friends though.

Your shoutbox seems lonely.

lol last night I wandered around trying to remember where I could go to get some decent gear for my av and couldn't remember anything. Met some woman who showed me some stuff then wanted me to pretend to be her boyfriend so she could make some guy jealous. SL never changes. About a half hour in she IM's me and asks for sex. Good god SL will never change lol. Sometimes I hate being so damn sexy.

Just sent a very threatening im to TT

So bored right now. Actually going to go back in world. Crazy huh.

Food, football, possibly even a family blowout. I was born ready. Hope you have a good one as well. GO COWBOYS!!!!

Haha you so lame. It was okay. I've been watching so many movies these days. I finished up my reviews and what did I do? I sat down and watched two comedies back to back. Crazy. I had this fleeting thought that I should go job down to the gas station and grab a scratcher and then jog back. Maybe take my poor dog out into the world. Nope. Two comedies. Back to back.

Off to see skyline tomorrow. Fun!

Nope. I am the walking dead.

Well if one thing good came out of my rush to the bathroom is that I had the pleasure of listening to Moaning Myrtle whine at me while I did my business and had a kid peek at me for a long awkward minute before I told him to piss off. Oh the joys of a rushed BM.

HARHARHAR!

Just so you know Pumpkin Juice tastes like crap and Butter Beer is a delicious treat that also doubles as a laxative for some people.

It's magic snow and that woman had a force field or something.

You know it all lol. http://www.flickr.com/photos/52929189@N02/?saved=1

It was like totally bitchin dude. Potter was a little underwhelming but we bounced from Universal to Universal Islands of Adventure and Disney's Animal Kingdom. The last being bunk. Universal certainly outshone Disney in consumer love. We paid $20 per person for food passes. Basically if your hungry go into any of the meal deal places and get as much as food as you want all day long. We really only ate twice but they also gave you a big bottle for drinks that was refillable all day long. Disney? They didn't even offer us a bottle that you could refill at cost. The lines at Universal? Totally sheltered, they had a mist going, the lines took no more then say twenty minutes. Disney? Lines left out in the hot sun, it was a bit slow going with the breakdown of their fast pass system. If I ever go back Universal all the way. I'll load some Potter pics if you want to see them. I took probably over a thousand picks while in Florida.

Pokes you.

boo

Sounds like my average breakfast already minus the blood sausage. Thought I have grown accustomed to eating my steaks really bloody. This could be a good thing.

Mere hours now and I'll be on the road. Oddly enough form here to Florida its one highway. That is awesome. I'm thinking about going to the Hogs Head for breakfast my second day there and getting a traditional English breakfast and see what's what. When we had a Doctor Who marathon we decided we'd make English food. My BIL is Irish Canadian so he called his Grandma to ask her what should be on the menu. Needless to say it was still very American what we made. I think it was basically steak fries and fried fish lol. Woopie!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/moviepostershop/4927541560/

That's what I keep telling people and they still act all surprised. Come people do I have to tattoo it across my forehead...cause that shit will probably really hurt.

Images sent. Check your Last.fm inbox. Oh that sounded sexual. *giggles.

When I covered the Half Blood Prince premier they gave me this swag pen light that shoots out a beam of light with the dark mark in the middle. I'm goign to shoot that thing fof at the park any chance I get. I'm going to aim it at my forearm and start saying, "Oh God their calling me. it burns." or "Check. You expect a Death Eater to pay. You shall pay." *SHINE!!

Well mate were going to just have to see what kind of rubbish dialect I can whip up, God save the Queen, thank you very much and have a pleasent evening (nods head back and forth while saying the last part like they do in the movies).

Nope I haven't left yet. Its funny but the people who work at the Potter park use faux english accents. I'm totally going to use one the entire time I'm there. Maybe an Australian one, maybe an English one, maybe an Indian one.

Only a few more days and I'll be chilling at the Three Broomsticks eating some traditional english foods and throwing back butterbeers on your behalf.

You know I'm to lazy for that.

My opening words in my review. "Watching Dog The Bounty Hunter is like watching NASCAR. The only reason you watch is because your waiting for the inevitable crash and hope that its going to be huge, not that you enjoy the race. Unfortunately all you get out of this experience is a mullet and several chain smokers. The Dog and his crew talk big but when it comes down to making the bust very few resist arrest. Yawn."

A little self gratifying quickie and then a nap and then you'll be good to go.

Watching Dog The Bounty Hunter for work. WTF!!!?