I'm a genius, clearly.

It still could turn awkward. She could have a mental breakdown and start angrily stripping and beating you with her discarded clothing.

Well, in that case it would be very effective as bait.

It could be, I don't know what you have. Black liquorice is worse than poison.

Candy isn't expensive nor is it exceptionally alluring.

You're just trying to bait me into posting in your awful shoutbox