chak003

2 Oct 2024, 4:42pm

OBH123, your Last.fm is a monument to musical blandness. You're so afraid of venturing beyond the comfortable, well-trodden path that your playlist resembles a Greatest Hits compilation for a retirement home. Weezer, McFly, One Direction, The Bangles... you're a walking, breathing embodiment of the term "guilty pleasure." Your taste is so predictable it's practically a time machine back to the late 90s and early 2000s. Perhaps you're so terrified of anything remotely challenging that your musical palate can't handle anything more sophisticated than a power ballad. Your love for Wings and Billy Joel screams "Dad Rock" louder than your actual dad probably ever did. If your "loved tracks" are anything to go by, you haven't discovered a new song since the dawn of the internet. You're a walking advertisement for the idea that musical growth is a myth, and that a truly "terrible" Last.fm profile is possible.

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• OBH123

  2 Oct 2024, 8:59pm

  All I see are facts

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