horray!

it's fine, my dear. i've been a mixture of sick, asleep, out of state, or in a panic for the last week or so anyway. besides, i'd probably wear thin on you if we talked EVERY day. we'll have anot her one of our little textual tiffs, our language liasons, our electronic emissions sooner than later. don't you worry your pretty little eye over it.

if you can get through ys without feeling totally overwhelmed then you are far stronger than i. listen to sawdust & diamonds or else. on that note, i started listening to the hold steady a lot more solely because of you! reciprocation is great isn't it?

this is what i meant by being awful! i'm letting myself get misconstrued. last.fm still clearly thinks we are super friends, and why should i challenge its rule of law? i miss our fleeting fling with words too. expect a nuisance shortly, once i get up the nerve.

i'm pretty bad at this in general! i guess you've taken the initiative here though so now i'm obliged to follow up. we'll see how it goes, stranger.

is it me missing you, you missing me, or a combination of the two?

kayteeeeeeeeeeee hi love

joanna's just other worldly. once her voice grows on you, it's easier to hear all the beautiful little quirks and flourishes she squeezes so naturally into every line. and then ys, jesus christ ys. those songs just blow my mind, and she's pretty much the only songwriter at the moment who can top regina in my heart. ok gushing mode disengage. i like her a lot. go listen to cosmia.

oh wow ok that did sound a bit i'm upset with you didn't it? sorry again.

what is there to be confused about?! i'm not much of a geography buff but it can't be THAT far to nyc. do it.

maybe around the same time you listened to anti-flag. all i know is you inadvertently caused me aural pain and for that the only reparation is aural pleasure.

it turns out that your radio is basically my radio except with sigur ros and hall & oates.

ps i'm sort of cheating at returning to our super compatibility and listening to your radio. i hope you don't mind.

i just spent all my freetime reading your livejournal. it wasn't quite as a dynamic conversation as i've become accustomed to with you but it was better than logging onto myspace. also i got really me-centric and pretended everything was about me. it was very fulfilling.

you just blew my fucking mind, dear

oh no my recluse ways have damaged our compatibility rating. I SWEAR I SHALL REPAIR THIS RELATIONSHIP. with duct tape if need be.

yea I'm awesome, I know. But who doesn't love a little sex, drugs, and disillusionment?

ok three hour lecture time if i survive i will be looking for you

well take none of my ramblings to heart because i love the hell out of your words. however i also like complaining. you can see where the conflict comes into play.

selectively dumb! when the situation calls for it! oh god what have i done D:

it was too much! you've over watered me and now i'm going to die from love saturation

what i'm saying is start being dumb and uninteresting for my sake pleeeeease

it makes it easier for me if you do these things, dear. but you stimulated my brain too damn much.

i didn't really sleep last night and i think i have only you to blame.

i don't have any left to bite right now but that doesn't stop me from trying to gnaw at the painful bits.

i'm sorry but i have to ration our time together for fear of you falling in love with me. it would be a disaster and i hope you understand that if i lavish you with any more attention there could be harsh consequences. this is for your own good!

look if you can't deal with the fact that you're a jerk then maybe we should seek some counseling.

HEY I FIGURED OUT A WORD: JERKADICULOUS

sorrrrrrrry. been a bit hectic and/or depressing lately. hopefully talk to you soon kaytee.

checkkkkk your myspace

worst bodily injury you've ever inflicted on another, and how do you usually sleep, side back or stomach?

dancing by yourself or dancing with everyone else?

is there such a thing as the human soul and on a scale of 1-10 how good are you at battleship?

if you could be anywhere else in the world right now where would you be, and do you enjoy the taste of your own blood?

i just can't fight natural impulses though. nor can i now properly wear a glove on my left hand...

if you get a small blood-stained package in the mail anytime soon open it with caution. i'm not good with knives.

your outgoing nature will either lead to your undoing or a restraining order, dear. i am looking forward to either one.

hey myspace friend i totally found your aim name. because it was so hard to figure out. you're gloriously doomed.

let's pretend i said abominable snowman and move on, fellow living human.

i was looking to strike a nerve. it's quick and safe test to make sure you're not a ravenous internet zombie.

see that is all i want. a positive reflection of my comments. and your precious marrow.

i gnaw at your bones :O

hahaha long time no see! Good to find you on here. How're things? P.S. gooooooooood charts, Broken Social Scene is amazing.

your ambivalence is killing me here kayyyteee. just a warning, my only logical course of action is to set you on fire so as to warm your heart.

threatening violence upon my mother? you sure you wanna stick to nemeses cos i'm so in love.

i don't think i would much care to partake of sucking on pustules no matter their location. and i mean if we extend the metaphor, and YOU'RE the pustule, then that just sounds filthy on several levels. you need to better plan out your infectious growth metaphors dear.

breast cancer jokes. i am SO endearing.

i've gotta warn you, though, neglecting me is dangerous. i'm a lump you notice in the shower. pay attention or else!

r

i jab at your sides with a bony middle finge.