| Rank | Name | Uses |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | rock | 12 uses |
| 2 | rap that is actually good | 3 uses |
| 3 | classic rock | 2 uses |
| 4 | awesome | 2 uses |
| 5 | pure awesomeness | 2 uses |
| 6 | awesomeness incarnate | 2 uses |
| 7 | high school rock | 2 uses |
| 8 | vocal | 1 use |
| 9 | hard rock | 1 use |
| 10 | blues | 1 use |
| 11 | fantastic | 1 use |
| 12 | driving | 1 use |
| 13 | rocking | 1 use |
| 14 | amazing | 1 use |
| 15 | high school | 1 use |
| 16 | southern rock | 1 use |
| 17 | happiness | 1 use |
| 18 | amazingness | 1 use |
| 19 | just awesome | 1 use |
| 20 | callipygian | 1 use |
| 21 | scary good | 1 use |
| 22 | better than sex with jesus | 1 use |
| 23 | good enough to make chuck norris cry | 1 use |
| 24 | the absolute best thing i have ever heard | 1 use |
| 25 | daniel penner | 1 use |
| 26 | the callipygian sons | 1 use |
| 27 | schooltime music | 1 use |
