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YOU LOST NO MORE SCROBBLES FOR YOU

ive recently been hearing about these new "portable disc players", have you heard about this?!?

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my grnadson is there? he has job interview at your applebees? please answer facebook not poke bugs i just want my beans

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Good sir, it has been too long. I miss the days we would indulge in the most heartfelt letters sent to each other via the very upmost sincere LastFM™ Shoutbox® profile commenting system. My grandchildren can never understand the importance that LastFM™ Shoutbox® profile commenting system played in communications during the revolutionary war, or the importance of warming my heart. The very smile upon seeing a notification upon the header could NEVER be overstated or replaced. Never the less I hope your home upon the chateau is treating you dearly well. I cannot believe the disappointing meal that you and I had at {restaurant}. I had heard so many good things about the place, which of course is why I suggested in. I never imagined we would experience such {bad food/cold food/rude treatment}. Please let me take you out to eat at a restaurant of your choosing! I am so skittish now after this epic fail. My rude comment about BigBox CEO Bob Smit was out of l

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Wait a minute, wait a minute. ... *sniff* *sipp* You know, this is- excuse me. a DAMN fine cup of coffee.

had to leave

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Ya got a job interview, maybe hold off on the face tattoo. Three bowls of frosted weenies, probably aren't good for your diabetes. You might be lonely at night, but your address on your tinder just aint right. I'm not being a jerk, you just shouldn't watch porn at work. Feed your kids food, anything less wouldn't be cool dude. Be an avid reader, but not when performing medical procedures. It's called an email scam, DO NOT send your credit card to that man. No matter what you think, Bleach is not a refreshing drink. I'm not trying to hate, I just don't think Taco Bell's a good first date. Leave your manga at home, unless you want to live your whole life alone.

I cannot believe this. It has been 5 days since I poured my heart and soul into a quality apology post for your LastFM music statistics tracking service profile shoutbox, and I have received NO appreciation! You might be thinking that ignoring the apology posts will make them go away and you're probably RIGHT! I feel ignored and my efforts to redeem this wrong feels wasted, I shall back down and make no further attempts to communicate. YOu will rue this day sir! RUE IT!

Hello neighbourly, Mr. Dear Sir. I would be delighted to leave a cordial reply on your LastFM music statistics tracking service profile shoutbox acknowledgement of your adored messages left on my LastFM music statistics tracking service profile shoutbox. I would like to sincerely apologize for having not recognized the sheer, deep, messages, as I had preyed a single eye upon my LastFM music statistics tracking service profile shoutbox; not one (1), not once (1) !! I have noticed the former of the two posts on my LastFM music statistics tracking service profile shoutbox in questions was submitted on the 1st of April, commonly renowned as "April fools day". It would appear that non other than myself, were the fool. I have made an April's fool of myself, and I have made a fool of our friendship. I do dearly hope you can find forgiveness in your heart for my foolishness, and we may return to absolute shitposting once the grievances have passed. All the best wishes good sir. I'm out of cha

RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR? I AM ABSOUTELY DISGUSTED! YOU'RE FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER *TOE* OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! And Ginny, dear, congratulations on making it into Gryffindor. Your Father and I are so proud.

The Rock: The Rock knows exactly who you are. Oh yeah, yeah, you're the resident super hero, The Hurricane. The Rock knows who you are, my man. Don't you ever bust in The Rock's door like that again, you hear? But ey, what's more important than that: The Rock reminds you of somethin': You ain't nothin'. You understand that? Every super hero can whip that ass, every single one of them! Every single one of 'em: Superman, Batman, Aquaman—oh yeah, Aquaman, that dude that talks to the fish; he'll whip that little candy-ass just like that." The Hurricane: "Well, I know one super hero who I can definitely beat." The Rock: "This is a joke. Who?" The Hurricane: "The Scorpion King!" The Rock: "Oh no, you—you—no—no—no! There is no way you can beat The Scorpion King." The Hurricane: "Brendan Fraser beat The Scorpion King."

Forward this to seventy-nine of your Last.fm friends or all of your scrobbles will be DEleEteD. I mean it guys. My cousin is in the staff and he said that only accounts that send this message to 49 Bebo friends will be safe! If u want to keep your scrobbles after the date 19/19/19 then you had better paste this onto twenty-two yell squares! Or else! Last.fm want to cheat you out of your scrobbles b4 they become legal currency in Europe! If you want to keep them you have to type out this message in a letter and post it to forty-eight members of your local government! Do it now guys! protect your scrobbles!

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Hey beeees, can i have your SCROBBLES

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