I spontaneously combusted

You’re the chutest ever I love you tree nut

Lou… go down below! I got a strimp and chips cookie!

Nermal is requesting a down payment of 10,000 Strimp before he is ready to proceed with the rest of this transaction

NEW YORK? …WITH LUCAS??!!! OMG THATS SO EXCITING!! DINGLE DORES CASTLE IS SO CLOSE TO THERE!!!

Mahogany, will you meet me for dinner?

GOLDEN SANJAY AND HIS CREW ARE AT THE DOOR!!!! WHAT DO I DO???!!!!

May I have the triple tinkle deluxe burger pls???

I love youuu ♡♡♡

Cheese Kurdt Kobain

John Freesee will be here to visit at nine! Make sure you’re wearing your best clothes! He does not want to be disappointed! You DO NOT want his canine teeth in your pop cans!

Could you drive me to Pottery Barn?

Ireland Serrao Ono Lennon

YOUR pussy’s glued to a building on fire????!!!!!????

݁⋆⭒˚.⋆ ౨ৎCunt Reznor౨ৎ ݁⋆⭒˚.⋆ appreciates your support

I’ve never listened to The Beatles. Have you?

Our house is a very, very, very fine house! With two cats in the yard, life used to be so hard, now everything is easy ‘cause of YOU!♡♡♡♡

I LOVE YOUUUU

HUSBANDDDDD

There are tins, there was pork, there are legs, there are sharks, there was john, there are cliffs, there was mother, there’s a poker, there was YOU, then there was YOU!!

YOU are the bomb dot com!

You’re so trippy and groovy, baby!

Peach Quencher

Someone has been in my room and taken my beers away from my room!

Chris Seat called and was wondering if you’ve acquired the Golden Sanjay? He knows about the blind bag and sounded quite upset on the phone! Please, get back to him!

pOO NUTS I CARE ABOUT YOU

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

John Lenore & Brian Epiphany would like to know if you have any interest in joining us for a coffee date on Saturday morning at nine thirty a bit later in the afternoon at the office if you’re available for that I would like you guys to come we could do a coffee or a drink or something like that if you want to come over and hang out or whatever we could have dinner with you and we can do it after work and we could have lunch too

Lou Bear ♡♡♡♡

I’ve actually never listened to Pink Floyd (or The Beatles) but Roger Waters came to me in a vision and told me to spread the word of his concept albums.

YOU KNOW THAT I CARE, WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU! AND I KNOW THAT YOU CARE, FOR ME TOO! SO I DONT FEEL ALONE, OR THE WEIGHT OF THE STONE, NOW THAT IVE FOUND SOMEWHERE SAFE TO BURY MY BONE. ANY FOOL KNOWS, A DOG NEEDS A HOME. A SHELTER, FROM PIGS ON THE WING.

Why she tongue jumping?

Ceecee or feefee? Choose wisely.

I slept with John A LOT!

Have you ever been to William Shatner’s party? I think it’s a great place for you and I, and I think you would like to come to the party and see me and I would like to see you, but I don’t know if you are interested in going to the party or not, but I would love to see you and I would love to see you too if you are available to come to the party!

I love you the best, better than all the rest ♡♡♡

Oooohh, I need a dirty woman! 😩

ceeceeeee

u r a sex c babe

Old man, look at my life, I’m a lot like you were. Old man, look at my life, I’m a lot like you were. Old man, look at my life, twenty-four and there’s so much more. Live alone in a paradise that makes me think of two. Love lost, such a cost, give me things that don’t get lost. Like a coin that won’t get tossed, rolling home to you. Old man, take a look at my life, I’m a lot like you, I need someone to love me the whole day through. Ah, one look in my eyes and you can tell that’s true. Lullabies, look in your eyes, run around the same old town. Doesn’t mean that much to me, to mean that much to you. I’ve been first and last, look at how the time goes past, but I’m all alone at last, rolling home to you. Old man, take a look at my life, I’m a lot like you. I need someone to love me the whole day through. Ah, one look in my eyes and you can tell that’s true. Old man, look at my life, I’m a lot like you were. Old man, look at my life, I’m a lot like you were…

Eyerland, leave a shout for Lewitts….

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Packing!

Forgot!

Yes, Paul?

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I love you! I love you! I love you! Oh! I almost forgot to mention that I love you! Silly me!

Just press one Chinese press two Yo honey, how you deal why she only tongue jump I think can teach you, but should you yell shouting in your fooling and doing on earth?…

Star Trek is my favourite music! What’s yours?

You should try listening to good music! I don’t see any lil ugly mane or lil peep or even suicide boys in your library…. What the fuck do you even listen to? Stupid music?