My latest get-rich-quick-scheme is.. With friends I adore like you, who needs money?.. Me. I still need money. Give me money.

The man never drank a Duff in his life!

Such a handsome lad

Have you ever met a woman with a foot fetish? Do women with foot fetishes even exist?

Hello and Good Evening :) I'm a very nice separated man seeking companionship and TLC. I'm not looking to change your situation or mine. No drugs here. Musically, I enjoy smooth jazz, classical, 60's, 70's, and 80's. I also enjoy good movies, morning coffee, walks, drives, lots of affection, and massaging a ladies adorable feet and sucking on her cute little toes :) Just being nice means so much more than good looks to me.

Users are losers and nihilism is for fat people! I wonder if they're ever going to bring groups back (probably not)

Do you think ilovethe90s got vaccinated?

I know that's an old copypasta, but I imagined the person who wrote that looking like Ben Shapiro. Hope you're doing well!

Send me $100 to learn about my latest get-rich-quick scheme

Send me $100 to learn about my latest get-rich-quick scheme

good taste

Don't matter if they do or not do (the opposite of the thing they'd be doing, they wouldn't be doing it if they chose not to do it), I know what I know and I'm stickin by it

Now this is a nice lad if I've ever seen one

YES I'M SUPER EXCITED WHEN MY RADIO STATION PLAYS 90S GRUNGE RECORDS. YES I'M SUPER EXCITED LISTENING TO BANDS WITH MY FRIENDS ABOUT HEROINE ABUSE, ISOLATION AND OTHER DEPRESSIVE THINGS. THE MUSIC'S THEME IS COMPLETELY LOST ON ME. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER WHEN I'M SUCKING MY BFF OFF ON THEM BONES NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPIER. AFTER THAT THEY SEND ME TO THE ANGRY CHAIR WHERE I GRIND FOR THE REST OF THE EVENING. THERE'S ALWAYS SOME JUNKHEAD HANGING AROUND AND HE'S A REAL SICKMAN. SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A MAN IN A BOX AND THEN I REMEMBER WE DIE YOUNG. IN A NUTSHELL I GUESS I'LL JUST BRUSH AWAY ANY NEGATIVE COMMENTS. CAUSE LAST.FM IS A SLUDGE FACTORY ANYWAYS. BUT I HAVE NO EXCUSES FOR THOSE MACHINE GUN KELLY SCROBBLES.

https://web.archive.org/web/20090813102336/http://www.last.fm/user/ImHotterThenYou/shoutbox

Have I ever told you before how much I hate prog metal? Thundercunt has me listen to it a lot (including this current album I have on) and this shit just bores me so much.

Shit, your girlfriend sounds like a keeper. Better hold onto her. Is she familiar with the works of The Kroeg and the 'back?

Indeed, I liked both but I prefer Straight Songs of Sorrow. I also got his book (read through it in a day) and it's a pretty crazy read. No idea how he's still alive.

That's exactly how I feel about MrThundercunt when he keeps recommending shitty albums to me.

Things could be much better, but in the immortal words of Sully Erna.. ain't found a way to kill me yet.

Going to give this R. Stevie Moore a shot

Nice seeing you again, ol' pal. Hope you're well.

Hope you are well! The diarrhea got me

There's a lot of demand for Regressive Rock these days. Back in the '80s, it was different. People wanted something hidebound and ancient with the appearance of modernity, so you got rock icons Huey Newis and the Lews expounding on the "heart of rock 'n roll". Newis was the man they wished to summon while burning disco records at Comiskey Park. However, Newis is too sophisticated, too aware and nuanced, for today's rock fanatics. They do not wish to be suave and cultured like Patrick Bateman, but shirtless, red, and angry. The only thing they will accept is paint-by-numbers versions of Led Zepplin. Greta Van Fleet are the only thing that can save them from the existential threat posed by trans deep house.

Can't believe I'm just seeing this now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm8n0vhVJcg

Best DimebagMustaine shouts ever!!

I was playing stuff randomly in my library when a song opened with a vague familiar guitar pattern. I immediately had to look to see what it was. Florid Kilos it was. True story 😎

I'm doing well, thank you. I'm still getting used to the weather here in Argentina, though. What's a "lovely weather" for you?

https://www.last.fm/user/Redneck_KNS I hope this guy is actually from Germany, that'd make it even better

hi there! nice library! some of the bands I saw youre into made me think you'd dig some of this..anyways downloads free! cheers!

I see you've been listening to "Trans". What are your thoughts on it?

help me elliot am ejaculat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxJtX081jj4 "It's exactly the kind of song that someone named "Tom MacDonald" would make"

I've been out of sorts this week. I have used the Debussy joke again with a friend of mine who is well versed in classical. I owe it to Debussy to check out his work. What album should I get?

Shit, all of those things make Newark sound like the best city in America to me.

i posted this on my own shoutbox at first and meant to post it here :p So we've briefly touched on classic rock and the jazz. what about the pop-gals on your list (gaga, marina, lana) ? How did you get into them? Fun facts, when I first told you about Brooklyn I was just finishing the /user set that has the song and the reason I had listen to Froot was because of the very first /user in the list.

There are many methods I use to look for new music. One of them pertains to the link I sent you. Only the direct page I linked you is relevant to this explanation, the other parts to that site relate to other music things. Anyways, The items you see in the /users page contains a list of last.fm members broken down into two section. "Active" has users that I'm currently in the process of listening to the music of, "Archive" has users that I have completed the process. The listening process goes as such: each user has the top track of each time span segment on last.fm (7 days, 30 days, etc.) included in the list. For each song I listen to it a minimum of ten times. This is done for each user. So you can see that all the users in "Archive" has each track scrobbled a minimum of 10 times (the info is taken directly from last.fm). All tracks on all list are songs I have never listened to before, I never choose songs that I have heard before in the spirit of discovery, so more than 10 plays..

The next question would be about how you would emphasis your time spans in regards to the music you listen to. So to make the question easier for me to explain, for your 90 days listening charts, what would be a proper summation of the artist that are on the top of the list? Would you place more emphasis on the top played albums, top played songs, or a mixture of both?

I'll start off by saying that these questions come from a curious perspective. I'm not looking to critique, I'm just genuinely intrigued to know a bit more of your listening method. Just placing this statement as a caveat in case one of my query's is worded negatively or improperly standoffish. So the first question I have is some albums you have contains tracks that have a much higher play count than others from the same album. Logically this would dictate that you liked the song quite a bit. So how does a song for you break the album tradition and have unique individual plays?

I figured it would be fair to share one of my own tracks. Eyes to the Wind by The War on Drugs. Based off certain artist in your list you might like it... or you might hate it... or you might think it's ok.

https://youtu.be/QIt03-mmjEg?t=1m24s wait for it...

hi! would you listen my music? https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmY6np-0iqyzrcW0Qohfmiw thanks for the attention

HairMetalAddict also groped me when he was a mod.

Would now be a good time to come out and say drnrg31 sexually harrassed me back in 2010?

https://www.last.fm/music/Nick+Cave+&+The+Bad+Seeds/_/Bring+It+On/+shoutbox/49489164:shoutbox:9952ec8e-4e29-41e6-a42b-d385538cf9ca

Are trying to say that TOOl sucks? Crimson King sounds solid, but TOOL is MILESTONE away from Crimson King. TOOL group has a tight production, and tight sound, not to mention that their songs are heavy and progressive. Their lyrics are more progressive than the songs that the Crimson King group wrote. Crimson King doesn't own this type of sound that the TOOL group owns, comparing TOOL with Crimson King is the dumbest move you've ever done in your life. Excellent trolling work you did 10/10.

Kid A is my favorite album, but this is hilarious https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/6656-kid-a/

I'm a rockist, why shoud I listen to hip hop https://rateyourmusic.com/board_message?message_id=6801960

DAVE GROHL BOUGHT A ROCKIN' ASS ALBUM FOR HIS ROCKIN' ASS 8 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER BECAUSE AINT NO ONE GONNA BE IN THE HOME OF GROHL WITHOUT A ROCKIN AND A ROLLIN