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Hello! Good to hear from you. I've been so busy lately. How is everything? How are you enjoying America? Send pix! I forgot what you look like. You're not a man, are you? :}

Wow, where have you been? I swear that I messaged you back! :{} So, what's going on over there? Please don't say that you like Pussy Riot!

да ничего, справлюсь :3

Аха, как я вовремя наткрулась на твою страницу) Живу все тем же, так как все мои надежды на светлое будущее рухнули

буду банальным - попрошу худи I ♥ ny ;) сможешь привезти?

Настя, привет :3 Как дела? Бываешь тут вообще? Не слышно от тебя совсем ;D

быстро время лети все-таки! еще вчера мы сидели на лосте, а совсем скоро ты уже в нй летишь)) это круто!

о, Настя вернулась :)

привеееет!!! ^^

So happy to be out of that place... Late reply, sorry about that. You know... happenings with the stuffs and things... How did your interview go with the director of the camp? Did you get hired? Could you really be coming to the US? That's crazy!

One big piece of advice: DON'T EVER COME TO GEORGIA. It is awful. I've been here before, but not this long and its taking its toll. Grey, brown, bleak., boring beyond belief... just imagine feeling like Uuuuuuugggghhhh..... a lot. I never thought that I'd miss Florida. When we travel the USA, lets not make a pit stop here. When are you supposedly coming? Oh, and Happy birthday, longest lasting internet buddy from Russia! You're only 19? Wow... you're a baby! I feel a bit old compared to you! As well as tall. How tall are you? 2 ft? As for a present, when you finally supposedly arrive, we can exchange gifts! So, get me a good one! :{}

Hello, my dear, I'm right here! I'm still in Florida, in the USA, for the time being. I know I'm amazing, but you must try to not miss me so much. I've been very busy, as always, I'm actually preparing for a business trip to Georgia, for two weeks. Work related... We'll see how that goes... Maybe I'll have some time to explore the very grey and blegh Georgia, meet some ladies.... all that jazz. :() So, what have you been up to? Besides the usual missing me? Ha ha! :D

Hello! Thank you for the compliments! You're too kind. On my birthday, I went out with the folks and then out on my own and that's about all I remember... :{} It's not very cold here, but fellow Floridians (women) are looking for any excuse to wear furs and boots. New Years was another excuse to get sloppy and drunk, as always. You know how it is... How was your Christmas and New Years? Did you get me a present?

PIC TIME! http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q589/harpiro/676A4704_zpsa2ae079b.jpg That's me looking extra douchey. My birthday is tomorrow, I'll be twenty seven... according to society, well, American society, I'm an old man, lucky for me, I still look sixteen! The weather sucks, it's never cold enough to wear my leather jacket collection. :{ No snow, either... I am still working on your letter, which is a rather difficult writing assignment... :{}

Late reply, I have been having my head in the clouds too long. But, wow, the view! I keep forgetting how cute you are! Thank you for the pics! You ARE tiny... Tell your kitty I said hi, we never talk anymore, it is very distressing, it is. I'll be sure to send you some pics, even though I DESPISE taking pictures of myself, but I will for you. So, feel honored.... :D I'll get back to writing your letter, for someone who calls them self a writer, it sure is difficult to write someone. Why would you put my letter up on Instagram? Is that some kind of Russian thing? :}

It should have arrived by now. I guess I'll have to send a new one then... Damn, I worked hard on that letter, I even drew some pictures... :{ I work too hard, I suppose, I don't even have time or energy to chase skirts around anymore, but that's for the better. :D Unfortunately, we have to work hard to get moneys. Life and all that jazz. Send some pictures! I forgot who you were and what you look like. You're a man, aren't you? I knew it!!! ;} If you come to America, maybe you could remind me how to relax and unwind again. I believe I forgot how to, dear lady.

Wow, I didn't think you missed me so much! If you didn't, then don't tell me because it's just so much better to think that you did! :D You know I'd never neglect my lil' Russian! Then who will buy me stuff when they come to America? :} How have you been, Russia? I've been here, daydreaming about traveling the world, and being busy. I've been pretty busy, TOO busy. I really could use a break... I wasn't sure whose turn it was to message whom back, yours or mine with that last message, really. Also, did you ever get my letter? I figured you threw it away and that was that. Send some pics!!! :}

Sorry, fo the late reply. Alot has been going on. I do hope you didn't miss me too much, honestly, I do hope you missed me alot. :D Wow, 5'2? I could carry you around in my pocket, just don't steal my change or keys. That would be bad. Yes, I will probably laugh at your English, but I'll laugh like a gentleman, if that helps. I would so totally teach you the perfect American accent! I need to learn some more languages, so Russian would be a great starting point, so when I travel the world. I've been busy making money, other things have came up... I just want to disappear sometimes. I sent your letter, so be prepared... prepared for your throwing it into the garbage as soon as you finish reading it! :D Enjoy the rest of your summer!

Late reply, I've been distracted/busy/stuff. Hehe, I figured you made a misprint. I was just messing around with you, I do that alot. :D Sure, take me with you, just make sure you bring a big enough backpack for me to fit inside, because I'm 6'2. I'll do what I can to give you the best letter ever made by a pale curly guy! I wonder if there will be any kind of communication barrier if we meet in person? How good is your English, my dear Russian seductress? Hmm, maybe I should catch up on my Russian. If all else fails, I can play charades or perform shadow puppets as an effective way of communicating. Anyways, how are things going at the moment?

Eww? Hey, I'm not that ugly! :D I think you meant Aww, not Eww. Haha, well I hope at least! Sure, I wouldn't mind joining you, it's not everyday someone invites you to go traveling around America. Who else is coming? I hope you don't mind traveling with an ugly person like me, though. :'{ You seem so excitied about receving the letter, I'll make sure it'd be a good one, worthy of you immediately throwing it away after you read it!

Of course, my dear lady! I was kidding abou my being the sole purpose of you coming to America, I figured you had some business in the States. But, hey, a guy can dream can't he? :D Travel around America? Wow, you're quite the little adveturerer, aren't you? I can't help but be a bit envious. I am also a ethusiast of the Art of High Fives, people need more high fives! But judging by your devil laughter, I must remember to be wary of yours. :D Wow, I'll your first and only pen pal? You should really feel honored! :D

Wow, you're coming to America just to meet' me? :{} That sounds lovely, I wonder how it will meet to meet you. I'm thinking a little awkward at first, then fun time, complete with high fives! Yes, yes, I'll send you a letter. YAY! You can read it and then you can throw it away afterwards! It works out quite well for everyone involved. :D By the way, do you have many pen pals? I'm glad to hear that your trip was a ravishig success, it definitely sounds like you had fun. I notice that's always the case with cool people, they always seem to live very far away. I bet you were freaking out being in the front row. Haha

Russian goodies... Wow, I can only imagine, dear lady. Are you serious, or joking, about us meeting in person? You'll have to give me your current living address, send me such via private message. This is too public. :} Also, how was your Moscow trip?

And you could send me a package of Russian goodies! :D

Then maybe we could actually be real friends instead of just internet buddies, and talk more about real things than just small talk.

Hmmm, a letter? Wouldn't it be faster via the internet, rather than having to wait a month per letter? I don't mind the idea, I'm just saying. You should send me a package of goodies!

Wow, you sure get around, quite the little adventurer, ehh? It sounds like fun to travel around Russia like such. I have corresponded once by mail, I sent a package of goodies to a girl once, she was in the US though. Why do you ask, Russia? Do you wish to correspond with me?

I'm here, I'm here! It's okay! I didn't think you missed me so much. But I'm here now, so feel free to tell me how great I am and how much you missed me. :} I thought I messaged you back, you know I wouldn't leave my lil' Russian seductress hanging, that would be rude. I've been busy, daydreaming, trying to make money, and listening to alot Ladytron. So, what's going on in your exciting life lately?

This is a subject I'm very familiar with. My favorite character is my boy Harding, in the book, the 'beautiful', intelligent gay man, he's just so cool, not so much in the movie, they didn't do a good job representing him there. I liked the book better, you learn the Chief is a hallucinating, Schizo which makes him an unreliable narrator and Harding serves as the door to what really is happening. Great book, good movie. Congrats on your test! YAY! If you came to America, we could go to concerts!

Wow, late reply... Don'y cry, it's okay, I'm back. :D So, what's been going on, Russia? Same old, same old? All night partying? Have you seen any good movies lately? I like to rate movies I watch and write up reviews, same with CDs. I don't have any friends that like the same music that I do, so it's makes going to concerts less fun, why go alone?

It sounds a bit personal, considering I'm just a internet buddy, that's it. It'd sound better in person, followed by a kiss, of course. *flirt* >;} I don't like Lana del Ray, but I appreciate your letting me know of the gigs being canceled. :D I missed out on two concerts very recently, so I can certainly understand your pain. :{ Put this as your profile pic! http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q589/harpiro/up-aphex_zpsbe5d3364.jpg Very hot.

Baby, I love when you talk like that... *checks Last.fm profile and sees it's the Russian seductress* Oops, wrong girl. Disregard that. >:D Sweetheart? Haha, you're so silly. Sure, go ahead, you have my permission to use my pic as your avatar, I was getting tired of Marina. Also, your pic was... okay. >:D Jk I liked it, you have long hair and lok very natural. ;}

Where's my shout out? :{

Haha, I could be an alien, if so, I'm doing a horrible job at a full scale invasion I don't tan, but I do get red, which I hear is very attractive to women. Imagine me, a red faced guy with dark hair and hazel eyes... VERY HOT... :{} You make it sound so casual. Let's hang out! *Russia girl from Last.fm flies to Florida* Haha! Your company would be most welcome! Here's a pic of me, as promised. I'll give you a hint, I'm the pale guy at the party. http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q589/harpiro/Untitled1_zpsd93f7c4d.png

Vote UP, plz? I do the same if u need =) http://www.lastfm.com.br/music/Gusttavo+Lima/+images/90001735

Yes, we'd have a great time hanging out, if you're into that kind of thing. :} Of course you know already, that was another attempt at my being witty. I tend to do that alot. English humor, remember? :D I don't see how you don't remember where I lived since I never told you, but I live in Florida. It's really hot and the sun boils my fair pale skin. D: Why do you ask, Russia?

You send your pic first. Yes, I'll send you one of me as well, you don't need to beg... Well, if you want to beg, I won't mind. >:} It's good that you had fun on your holiday to St. Petersburg. I don't think I've said this before, but it's a shame you live so far away, it'd be fun to hang out with you. :D But, it's all good if you didn't have time to miss me over there in Petersburg, as long as you miss me now! >:}

Hey, we've been chatting consistently for over a year! Wow, is that sad or a good thing? I'll say good to keep my ego in boosted! :} I guess we're best internet friends forever!!! You should send a pic of you blowing a kiss! :{} Very cool! Happy late easter! Congrats on your vacation! Have fun and try not to miss me too much! I know, it's hard. :D

I'd rather have dinner with you. ;} Only if you pay. >:D Hehe, I couldn't help myself. lol You owe me exactly $234,456.32 for services rendered, being sexy, sickly pale and witty isn't cheap. :D So, how are you doing, Russia? What's the word over there?

I just do what you pay me for, which is be sexy like a man and make silly jokes. :} I don't like his music, so I don't watch his band videos. Even if he is a good looking fellow... Jared says go away. Sorry, Lady Russia. I guess he's not interested. But he is taking me out to dinner, don't know how that happened. :D

Don't get my hopes up! It's cruel!!! :} I'm currently looking for sacks of money in the streets, but only found Jared Leto. I keep telling him I'm straight, but he doesn't listen. I never knew I was so sexy.

Hey, if you were a billionaire, would you give me some money? We've been best friends for almost a year! :D

I didn't know you wanted to meet the American curly guy that bad. *audience laughs* If you happen to come across any extra cash, plus feel free to send some my way, I'll be sure to pay you back with a belly rub. :D

Well... I'm right here, baby... ;D So, what's going on with you?

Hey, did you get my last shoutout? I swear that I left one. Anyways, I hope all is well :}

I was joking about the honor thing and the paleless! But saying your honoring me just sounds so much better, doesn't it? :D I tend to joke alot, if you haven't noticed, Russia. It can be difficult to be witty via words on a screen. :/ I tend to use British humor alot, not everyone gets it. Thanks for the compliments! Yes, that is my real hair, by the way. The guy told me it was real when I purchased it.*joke* You always tell me to calm down. lol I think its because sometimes I don't fully understand what you mean in some of the things you say,so I ask you what you meant. I 'm not angry or anything, just confused!. :D As for me, been a busy weekend and its not even over yet. I really could use a break. I'm looking forward to doing nothing for a little bit. Don't stress about the ex! Talk to some attractive Russian men to get your mind off of him. Maybe he'll get jealous; realizing that you're a hot item and want you back. Good hunting!

What'd you mean by a'as far away as you can, please?' You should feel honored I took a pic for you. And yes, I'm that pale. I'm not sick, just sickly looking. http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/7/79562/1583406-1225101259b.jpg As for your break up; you'll find someone else again. You're a goodlookin' girl and its very easy for a girl to score a new guy. Try smiling and saying hi to one that catches your eye. So, don't stress about your ex! :} And for what its worrth; a pale handsome and charming American curly guy thinks you're cool. Have a good day! :}

Late reply: Ohh, you're cute. :P Too bad you're in Russia. >:} Such lovely eyes. You want a pic of me? Great, now I have to take a pic of myself. Damn... How are you doing? You're still Russian, right? :D

You got me... I just want to see more pix. I can't help but think you're cute. ;} I've been very busy lately with my business and other job. Crazy American nonsense, you know how it is... Wait, no you don't... You're not American.. >:}