carson my boo i missed u.

You know the answer to that and it's "only if you make Stryper beat R. Kelly."

+-ERIC(A)-+

oh Carson, how do I say it all to the MTV cream dream I've so long masturbated to.

ew the mountain goats.

youre still here.

TRL OBVI LOVE U EMINEM CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET

:}

iPhone scrobbling is totally fucked. You only scrobble onces tho. #YOSO

ah okay I didn't think so...actually now to think of it, I don't know if it was "the" thee oh sees or if it was some strange local band with the same name. bad boy!

Are you really drummer for thee oh sees? My friend Hilary from Kansas City played them for me when she came to visit Florida and I really liked them, and remembered the name.

DRUMMER FOR THEE OH SEES, THO

THE WORST CARSON. THE WORST

you are the worst

man im really sorry to hear about TRL man hey man im sorry

Oh is this still a thing Carson? We never made out......I kiss better than Christina.

what're you getting me for christmas, Carson?

Maybe we can reunite at SXSW, bring the "Next" RV with you.

god, carson, get with it!!

sup

noice, bullseye

nice hair!

You'll always be #1 on my TRL countdown.

ohhhhhhbbbbby you have such a way with words

leave me alone!!!!!!!!!

your music library has taken a very different turn from the days of o-town and slim thug, carson

werks fo mebby

letsmakeout

I saw Jesse Camp selling homemade snuggies on a street corner in NYC. Needless to say, I bought one.

gtfo out of here.

~~lol~~

Freakin' sweet. We're looking forward to it too.

Oh and we love you too.

Thanks for being our friend, Carson Daly.

What's your favorite Hoobastank song?

I hate you, you stinky peepoop.

I'll see you at the MTV Summer house!

Bring back TRL!

Thanks LAST.HQ. We had a red work vehicle like that one time for MTV Spring Break. Sisqó used it to sell thongs and shaved ice.