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Fdipper
i went to the gas station for a sneaky snacky and suddenly the guy behind the counter was like “you have chosen… the forbidden gooblo.” I was like “huh??” but then the ground started rumbling and a portal opened up in the chip aisle. Out walks this 7ft tall entity named Glooblo, draped in Dorito dust, whispering in a language I didn’t understand but deeply felt. “You must consume the snorbleflap,” he murmured, handing me a single glowing cheese puff. I took a bite and instantly understood the secrets of the universe. My vision went HDR, my taste buds evolved into a new life form, and I ascended for approximately 3 minutes before respawning in the parking lot holding a receipt for 47 Arizona iced teas,
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