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SovietByke
I love Heavy Fuckin Metal, I live, breath and shit the stuff, its in my blood and always on my mind if it wern't for Metal I would be a very disturbed man. My favirote type of Metal would defenelty be Thrash i love all sorts of Death Metal wether it be Prog or Melodic. I Love Prog Metal and Prog Rock of the 70s. I Love Power metal and Old School Fucking Heavy Metal i like a bit of Glam and Nu Metal. I love hard Rock, Shock Rock and Blues Rock. Doom, Black, Gothic and Symphonic Metal i also like. I am not a huge fan of Metalcore, Hardcore, Deathcore or anything core i Fucking HATE Screamo and Emo they should just kill themselves already and stop poluting our earth, they need a strong dose of SLAYER. I try to avoid Rap, Hip Hop and Pop (except for the Beatles and Michael Jackson), i dont mind a bit of Opera and Classical but i wouldnt buy anything of that sort.
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SovietByke
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to apreciate Josip Broz Tito. Market Socialism is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical marxism most of the theory will go over a typical liberal's head. There's also Tito's revolutionary outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from socialist realism literature, for instance. The comrades understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these theories, to realise that they're not just scientific- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Tito truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the thought in Yugoslavia's official motto "bratstvo i jedinstvo," which itself is a poetic reference to Yugoslavian ethnic diversity.
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SovietByke
I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpleton fascists scratching their heads in confusion as Tito's genius unfolds itself with socialist selfmanagement and industralizes the entire nation. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Josip Broz Tito tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the female comrade's eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Ništa personnel, mali 😎
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SovietByke
music for the teen girl who just got off Foamy the squirrel on Newgrounds.com while signing a bring back invader zim petition wearing a jack skellington hoodie and happy tree friends tube socks purchased from Hot Topic during an Emily the Strange Buy 1 Get 1 50% Off sale where she discovered Serenity Rose from Slave Labor Graphic Comics while her over-bearing but loving father restricts her from going to the My Chemical Romance/Limp Bizkit concert with a 5 years older than her boyfriend that constanly IMs unsourced stolen Pon and Zi comic art over 56k modem American Online trial discs on myspace.com with a top 8 consisting of Tim Burton, Jack Sparrow, Eminem, Jesus Christ, and any angsty band as the new thing on Disney Adventures magazine and spends all day filling out 'What Kingdom Hearts character are you?' quizzes only to complain she didnt get Riku and is unable to watch the 2003 MTV music awards because her deadbeat older brother is always hogging the living room TV playing Tony H
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SovietByke
awk's Underground on his Halo Edition Transparent green Xbox using a third-party MadCatz airflow controller with a busted analog stick that is constantly leaning to the right making anti semetic remarks on how Eric stole his Wicked McTwist over the helicopter in Hawaii footage.
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SovietByke
I just finished my 4th listen of the new Eminem album and I can't stop smiling. Holy fuck guess who's back? Em has done it again with another instant classic. After every track I'm like oh shit banger, classic, classic, banger, banger now this is hip-hop. I've been bumping the new Jay-Z and CunninLynguists album but fuck that I'm deleting those and I'm going to go through my library and delete other albums. Em has set a new bar and standard with Revival and what I look for in a good hip-hop album. I still can't believe he's been in the game for 15+ years. The way he has evolved, grown and matured as an artist over the years "My dick is an apple she wants me to put it inside her (in cider)." What a dope album. I'm a 20 y/o political science student and Hillary supporter and the bars he spits dissing Trump has left me in tears of joy.
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SovietByke
When I get back to my dorm tonight I'm going to crack open a cold bottle of cat piss (Mountain Dew) shove a buttplug in my ass (my gerbil ran away) while jerking off to this lit af banger of an album all fucking night and into the morning this is straight fucking fire. Thank you Em for once again raising the bar and crushing wack MC's. Bend the knee motherfuckers another masterpiece from the Rap God!
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SovietByke
Hey my N-word, just wanted to give a shoutout. I hope we can smoke a lot of illegal stuff in the future, maybe when my parents are not home.
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SovietByke
Honestly 🙂 what 😂🥵 the fuck did you just say 👀👀🖕you punk ass bitch🤬🤬 I’ll have you know 👁🥰Jungkook 😭❤️is my hubby 🥺👌and I’ve sucked his 💘💞dick in the back 🌭🌯of a love hotel 🍡🍧🍬and we are in a long 🍥distance 🍤relationship and I refuse to believe 🤣😂that someone would ever call me 🚫a fake fan🚫⁉️ I’ve been an ARMY ⁉️all my life I grew up in the military 🤬my mom and dad were kpop fans and🍼 raised 🍼🤷♀️💞me so well and Jungkook says he’s🤢💞 my best friend 🇰🇷not just my best friend but my bestest friend in the whole entire 🏞🎑🌎Hope world 🌉🌌🎇and gosh darn it I can’t believe you’re done this stop 🦖🐍harassing me you rude🚫⁉️ anti stop🥵 telling 😡😠🤭me what to do free speech is my right and I will fight you to the death for all of BTS 😖😫😩and you have 😭no fucking place in telling me that I’m 😭not a real fan just 😤using this for clout I am done with this you ass💕💙💔💔
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SovietByke
Hello, I have been informed that you requested that I kill myself. Sorry but I do not take assassination contracts on myself, it would be a conflict of interest and would be unprofessional. If our interests become mutual in the future I will consider your request, I will let you know.
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SovietByke
Don’t call tall women “giant” or an “amazon.” Also, don’t ask a tall girl how tall she is, comment on her height or for f*ck sake ask if she played basketball. My gf is 6’1”, I’m 5’5”. We get nasty looks from people all the time, as well as stared at...we know folks are making fun of us. But, we don’t care. We love each other and are secure in our own skin - thanks to all the bullies out there for giving us a think skin.
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SovietByke
Ah nice to meet a fellow Aphex Twin fan, what's your fav track? Mine is xiosod0Cs0dgxxxclpxd9ds00dmsa (it's a hidden track on his 1994 acid techno EP "Elliptical Wizard Breathing Snorting Ass Wax" released on Trippy Giraffe Records under the pseudonym Dr. Richie Dee Jaymz PhD, it's super obscure you can only find it on shady Russian file upload website links on /mu/ threads)
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SovietByke
hi i am 13. my classmates are still very childish they still watch cartoons and play games for kids. unlike them i watch breaking bad and better call saul so yeah you could say i am mature for my age
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StaIinist
Carcass is a PHENOMENAL band! BIT I think that there's is ONE band better. only ONE. yes that's right just... ONE. and that ONE band is... Ghost. Ghost is an absolutely magical band. I found them on tik tok a couple days ago and someone in the comments recommended carcass. my favorite song by ghost is Mary on a cross BUT I also like circle hammer. I LOVE firm hand by carcass the vocals are a bit harsh however and I don't like them... but however I REALLY like the rhythm and beat and the guitars. It's different. another good band u recommend to those who don't listen to this heavy of stuff try Slipknot
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SovietByke
Bad Brains? Fitting for your taste in musi- wait Vlad already made this joke on your shoutbox, goddamnit...
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SovietByke
The fact that so many books still name Black Sabbath as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" metal band ever only tells you how far metal music still is from becoming a serious art. Polka critics have long recognized that the greatest polka musicians of all times are "Weird Al" Yankovic and Stanislav the Polish Bum, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Electronic critics rank the highly controversial Aphex Twin over electronica musicians who were highly popular in gay discos around Europe. Metal critics are still blinded by commercial success. Sabbath sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Polka critics grow up listening to a lot of polka music of the past, electronic critics grow up listening to a lot of electronic music of the past. Metal critics are often totally ignorant of the metal music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they
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SovietByke
Look, we get it, ok? You're a child predator. You don't have to scrobble Oingo Boingo to tell us.
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nietzschan
So, what's the deal with not wearing your socks? *studio laugh track and a close up to sheldons face when he says barista*
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AugmentedTurnip
An airline meal, airline food, or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by specialist airline catering services and normally served to passengers using an airline service trolley. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple snack or beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in a first class long-haul flight. The types of food offered also vary widely from country to country, and often incorporate elements of local cuisine, sometimes both from the origin and destination countries. When ticket prices were regulated in the American domestic market, food was the primary means airlines differentiated themselves.
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SovietByke
Do you like music? I've been a big music fan ever since the release of its 1940s genre, rock. Before that, I really didn't understand any of its output. Too acoustic, too traditional. It was on rock where, uh, the electric guitar's presence became more apparent. I think post-rock was the genre's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on timbre and texture. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding pop song structure-based subgenres. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Talk Talk, Bark Psychosis and Labradford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this subgenre hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to After The Flood. In this song, Mark Hollis addresses the biblical narrative of Noah's ark.
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SovietByke
Wealth is the most moving musical composition of the 1980s, about spirituality and love. The song is extremely uplifting. Its lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in music. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Post-rock's third wave seems to be more crescendo-based and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially bands like Godspeed You! Black Emperor and, uh, Mogwai. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think post-rock works best within the confines of chamber and jazz methods, than as crescendos, and I stress the word method. This is Sigur Rós, a great, great band, a personal favorite.
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AugmentedTurnip
Personally I've had an extreme distaste for music ever since I heard REM - Around The Sun.
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nietzschan
u-uuuwaaaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie ~! and he didn't wear a boicondomO////O a-am I gonna get fagpreggers now??? 3: I is to young to be a boimother /// c-can I getsies a boibortion? ÓuÒ c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipucccccwie-wucie? O/// p-perhaps i c-could offer him with a pint of my tasty boimilk ;3 o-or maybe I'll ask if he will accept a pint of my sticky boisyrup instead UwU
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AugmentedTurnip
A scathing commentary on the Roe v. Wade issue. You sir are the master of political commentary.
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SovietByke
OOH DON'T BE SHY FEED YOUR APPETITE YOU GOT THE ROCKET FUEL IGNITION READY OOH OOH SO FIRE IT UP DON'T HIDE IT HYPE IT UP THEY'RE WATCHING US SO WHAT DON'T YOU KNOW THAT SOME PEOPLE ARE BORN TO SHUT UP AND SIT BEHIND THE DESK SOME PEOPLE ARE BORN TO BE SAFE AND CANNOT TAKE A RISK HANDCUFF UP YOUR BOSS YEAH BE ROUGH HE MIGHT LIKE IT LIKE IT HE'LL GET A RISE YOU'LL GET A RAISE DON'T TELL HIS WIFE ABOUT IT OOOH IT'S YOUR DUTY DUTY TO SHAKE THAT BOOTY BOOTY SMALL FAT OR ROUND OR JUICY OOOH IT'S YOUR DUTY DUTY TO SHAKE THAT BOOTY BOOTY SO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SHAKE IT
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AugmentedTurnip
Maybe you should take some cues from that song so you can get ahead in your career. Also I got your rocket fuel right here baby.
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SovietByke
How would you feel about a Diddy Kong Racing sequel that added characters from My Hero Academia, Little Witch Academia, Kirby, The Amazing World of Gumball, Persona 3-5, Family Guy, Sonic, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Digimon Tamers, The Simpsons, Invader Zim, Pokemon Sun and Moon anime including Serena from X and Y, Crash Bandicoot and RWBY with Haruko from FLCL, Hat Kid, Popuko and Pipmi from Pop Team Epic, Bomberman, Doom Slayer, Beavis and Butthead also being there? Kirby gets pushed as a second Protagonist to go along with Diddy Kong. Imagine racing against Akko with Izuku, shooting a missile at Gumball, Gumball, Izuku, and Akko smoking pot with their friends, throwing an oil slick at Ren, Ryuji using a bat to knock opponents sideways, Ann using her whip to whip a nearby rival, Yusuke asking Momo if she'd be painted nude, Futaba showing everyone rule 34, Makoto dodging bombs that Bomberman planted on the race track, etc.
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SovietByke
Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!' That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?
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AugmentedTurnip
If everyone wore glasses you'd be drained of all fluids since you'd want to cum on all of them.
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tonyhagg
I was having a cup of tee with a couple o mates and it hit me. Im a loser. Not because im having tee with my mates, but because my youth has gone to waste. i spent my free time on last FM, and rate your music harassing and leaving racist comments on bands that i dont like E.G(Coldplay, Bastille,U2,Imagine dragons). While i sit here listening to Elliot smith, mazy star and the Sundays and thinking to myself wow my music taste is so good and im so much better than anyone else. No... Im so wrong. Everyone else is better than me.(real). While everyone is out partying, getting laid, getting drunk while listening to artists such as chase Atlantic, the Chainsmokers(trashy bands). I have taken a very serious decision. Last FM has come to an end. Today is the last day of my musical journey. No more Elliot Smith, KID LAROI from now on... I will take over MY LIFE, Seize the day as the say(also an avenged sevenfold song🤓) . I salute you, thank you for the memories( FALL OUT BOY SONG 🤓) Goodbye
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AugmentedTurnip
Perhaps the world really would be a better place without Lastfm but it's too late now.
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SovietByke
A normie plagiarist unenlightened music professor and Metallica listener was teaching a class on Kirk Hammett, known Mustaine replacement. “Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Kirk Hammett and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Marty Friedman!” At this moment, a buff, well-hung, virtuosic high-IQ Megadeth enjoyer who clocked in over 1500 Rust In Peace scrobbles and understood the necessity of dynamic bass playing and fully supported all creative decisions made by Dave Mustaine stood up and held up a Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good cassette tape. “How good is this album, pinhead?” The arrogant professor smirked quite poserishly and smugly replied “it makes Lulu seem like a masterpiece, you stupid Megadork.” “Wrong. It’s a flawless debut. If it were trash and Metallica, as you say, is better… then why is Mechanix better than The Four Horsemen?”
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SovietByke
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Fan Can #3. He stormed out of the room crying those sellout crocodile tears. The students applauded and all dyed their hair red that day and accepted Vic Rattlehead as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Nick Menza” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Peace Sells was sung several times, and God himself showed up and mandated the use of Gibson Flying V's across the country. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died from excessive audio clipping and was tossed into Rick Rubin's recording studio for all eternity. Megadeth does what Metallican't.
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SovietByke
1910= Metallica started 1920-1950=classical Metallica 1960-1970=golden age of Metallica for old guitarist Dave Mustaine 1980=perfect age for thrash 1990=improved good Metallica and also the year for Newsted and radio hits 2000=Metallica is still good and S&M songs started to appear 2001-2006=Metallica is changing 2007=alt-metal Metallica but good and relaxing like St. Anger snare 2008=some crappy Metallica is starting to appear 2009=crappy Metallica is spreading 2010=you gotta be kidding me this isnt music Lulu 2011=R.I.P Metallica goodbye...
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AugmentedTurnip
The one and only. Nowadays I watch more movies than I listen to music though.
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SovietByke
1910= music started 1920-1950=classical music 1960-1970=golden age of music for old singers 1980=perfect age for rock rebels 1990=improved good music and also the year for goths and punks 2000=music is still good and gangsta songs started to appear 2001-2006=music is changing 2007=ghetto music but good and relaxing like akon dont matter 2008=some crappy music is starting to appear 2009=crappy music is spreading 2010=you gotta be kidding me this isnt music justin bieber 2011=R.I.P music goodbye...
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nietzschan
Kurt Cobain did not kill himself. You can't take 240mgs of heroin intravenously, put your multiple syringes away neatly, pick up a gun and kill yourself. Intravenous heroin is instant reacting, it cannot be done.
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SovietByke
I’ve got 3 terabytes of 60’s pre-ambient. 800 gigs of live recordings of this local band called the fuckerfucks. They played only 2 shows before breaking up but I had 11 redundant recording rigs all recording flac which I then layered over one another for 25,000 kbps bitrate. 8 terabytes of the beatles. No not THOSE beatles, the new beatles. They haven’t recorded an album yet and technically they’re not really a band yet but their indie-gospel-post-funk-punk style is going to be huge when you guys hear their stuff in about 5 years. 4 petabytes of the Ethiopian Free Jazz wave that occurred in 1973 in a town called Wenji Gefersi. 18 terabytes of sound check recordings from the mid 90’s band LFO. They only scored a hit with “I like girls (who wear abercrombie and fitch)” but they were way ahead of their time. That’s just my C: drive. I have 41 drives.
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AugmentedTurnip
Yeah well I have a 1gig video file called YoutubeMusicMegaMixvol3 so who's really winning?
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SovietByke
You ACTUALLY consider yourself to be a TRUE indie fan?!? HA! Let me guess, you listen to basic RYM trash like The Strokes, Interpol, Arctic Monkeys, The White Stripes, The xx, Vampire Weekend, Franz Ferdinand, The Antlers, MGMT, Crystal Castles, and The Killers. I would never touch that garbage. You see, I listen to REAL INDIE: Death Cab For Cutie, Mew, The National, and Elbow. You really think those artists would ever take influence let alone ever listen to those GARBAGE artists?!?!?!?!? NEVER. You see I also like old school indie because it was real. Have you ever heard of Radiohead or Nirvana??? Of course you haven’t. You see I listen to jangle pop as well, like REM and The Smiths. All these artists I listen to are underground, experimental, and use live drums instead of stupid drum machines: they would never touch that garbage.
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SovietByke
Oh, you weren’t a huge fan of Frengers????? Of course you weren’t. See if you were like me you would appreciate it for the genre defining concept of this project, but you don’t appreciate TRUE music like me. However, Crystal Castles has ONE good song. NOT IN LOVE. Why you ask, because Robert Smith of The Cure provided lead vocals. But you probably haven’t heard them, they’re pretty underground.
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AugmentedTurnip
Yeah I listen to indie music, The Velvet Underground, Suicide, The list goes on...
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SovietByke
Anders on sunday mornings be like "oh crud, I was almost late for Metal Church!!"
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nietzschan
Fredrik on sunday mornings be like "oh crud, I was almost late for white nationalist rants alone in the forrest for my youtube channel".
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AugmentedTurnip
Sounds like some eastern european bottoms are acting up. I might have to get the belt.
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SovietByke
How do you cope with not making it? You could have a lot of clout and be fucking tiktok girls but you are not. How do you deal with this?
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SovietByke
let's say, you've been a bad boy. let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty boy even. ok, and if you were a naughty boy you would also be my dirty little slut right? then hypothetically speaking you would be my little cumslut. now let's say you're also a mommy's boy, now that we've established you're both a bad boy and mommy's boy, then i believe you'd agree with me when i say that you deserve a spanking. am i not correct? a bad boy deserves a spanking and as i am mommy, you are my boy, so i am the one who must provide punishment.
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SovietByke
You ACTUALLY consider yourself to be a TRUE hip hop fan?!? HA! Let me guess, you listen to basic trap trash like Lil Baby, Gunna, Trippie Redd, DaBaby, Roddy Rich, Young Thug, Travis Scott, A$AP Rocky, Kanye West, Lil Uzi Vert, and Playboi Carti. I would never touch that garbage. You see, I listen to REAL HIP HOP: BROCKHAMPTON, Denzel Curry, and Tyler, the Creator. You really think those artists would ever take influence let alone ever listen to those GARBAGE artists?!?!?!?!? NEVER. You see I also like old school rap because it was real. Have you ever heard of MF Doom or Madlib??? Of course you haven’t. You see I listen to lyrical rap as well, like J. Cole and Kendrick Lamar. All these artists I listen to are underground, experimental, and use live bass instead of stupid 808 basses: they would never touch that garbage.
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SovietByke
Oh, you weren’t a huge fan of DAMN.????? Of course you weren’t. See if you were like me you would appreciate it for the genre bending concept of this project, but you don’t appreciate TRUE music like me. However, Travis Scott has ONE good song. SKELETONS. Why you ask, because Kevin Parker of Tame Impala produced the track and provided auxiliary vocals. But you probably haven’t heard them, they’re pretty underground.
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