hittin' on 200k's door, lookin' good.

stalkin' your graph

you should feel bad because this really is my new look...

aye, off work today and yesterday too - can't get rid of it. what prick invented flu anyway?

better late than never SLACKJOCK.

hey jas can you fix the weather I'd appreciate not fusing with my leather comp. chair...

alright...

Wow! Judd Hirsch! What's uh... what's goin' on?

So I'm a child, huh? You know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna take advice from a pedophile.

Thanks man, it's good to know I have support in times like this. While I remember: next week; berg (curry) action... still keen?

thought it was time for some changes in my life... becoming a small negro child with a white vest is merely one of them.

and another halfmil to go there JAY-BONE!

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dont you "prack!" me... DACK! had some good fuckin' eats tonight. we really need to berg it sometime soon btw though, get something sorted for next week or so if you ain't busy masquerading as T.I.P.

I should probably get another since I haven't had one for about 3 years now...

cheet

sounded a bit queer-eye there.

that jesus fellow

I hear you got a graph

150,000. At last.

Tony Stark is... THE IRONING MAN.

jesus christ, its FEGGRBEGGS!

*shakes fingers*

Certainly are, Cockfag.

Uh, hello? Why am I Mr. Sparkle?

Working at 7am on a Saturday. I heard rumours you recently went insane, Jas.

What goes "Oooooo"? A cow with no lips.

Reminded me of that time we were sitting in the train one morning when the set of doors closest to us was out of order, and a woman was standing in front of them with a pram. I think the train was stopping at Bishopton and some guy was struggling to get past everyone to get out at these doors but when he got there, and after finally getting past the woman with the pram, he presses the button to open the doors and it doesn't do shit. So he keeps pressing the button anyway and the woman eventually says to him "that door isn't working". So he tries to get to the doors further down the carriage that actually were working and the door closes and the train starts to move just as the guy gets to the working doors. Aaaah! Missed your stop, dickface!

Thank you.

2 Mangoes! MANGO JUICE! 700 Mangoes.

Happy new year man. I heard you had a glass of Orange Juice in your hand at the bells when you declared your consumption of alcohol had stopped as of 1 January 2009?!

I don't know about you, but I just got in from the work's Xmas night out and I need to go into work tomorrow morning. What the fuck is that all about? Tell me, Jas. Tell me.

Hey cockchops. You called on Thursday, dunno if you got my message but I was out on a work lunch do. Gimme a buzz if you still need to or you'll be sorry. Oh, you will.

and you know you are. Yerafuckinkwee---!

What?! A party at Jason's desk?!

Some call me Mr. Placid. I heard some call you The JaPARTY AT JASON'S DESK!

Bae nith son. In compensation I'm going to knife your cock. That's right, Jason. Knife your cock.

Berg action is yay or nay... Jay? FUNNY.

Hey dickface. Fancy some berg action next weekend?

Every... body... in the U.S.A.... hates their.... stupid neighbour. He's... the Flanders... man. The Flanders... man.

Hey Peter, there'll be a lot of people watching tonight. Better keep your balls on the prize... Eyeballs... eyes on the prize. --- Take Two. Take Two. --- Hey Peter, better not screw up.

Ahhhhh, they're fuckin' red!!!

The Old Rogue!

BIG ROON! "Nice :D."

You know what I was just thinking about? Does "The Roon" still stalk us?

Guns N' Roses are due to release an album this month, will it be poor? Most likely!

See what you made me do!

ಠ_ಠ.

I saw your face today.

Seriously; Graph. Just get one.