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chemistry 211 (stay away from ryan, he scratches)
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fuck popeye's spinach i eat colgate lasagna for these bad boys mother fucker (fuck you joel osteen)
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don't tell me you like the police cause i'll break your kneecaps motherfucker (tonya harding shuffle)
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glass vampires roam these darkened woods fellas (protek ya nek)
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i'm not even mad mine isn't movie quality (stepping out of my comfort zone)
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my heart is broken but i still need to get my jetta fixed asap (no time for tom foolery)
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the devil is real and he tried to eat my ass (goodbye uncle fuck)
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533 listeners
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captain tom-tom (another ballad of love)
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472 listeners
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who what when where why did you take my bug collection (there's no trust in this household)
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redneck inter-lewd-acts 23 (keep on truckin)
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butterfly death squad (I swear to god, I swear to god)
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wave bye to uncle jim (a relaxing day on the roof)
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I Don't Care if You're a Paraplegic, Let's play Twister (It's All in the Hips)
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it isn't a phase mom, barney lives vicariously through me now (purple suit of god)
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shut up chuck you fucked my surfboard (and the lord said amen)
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damn, i can't find my dad's cock ring (a bad time at uncle fuck's)
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living with droopy dog gave me the boom snap (it was actually the clap)
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david letterman cuckold dance party (please don't get it in my hair)
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green eggs and the hamburglars revenge (don't you even think about eating those cat turds timothy)
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the human torch was denied a bank loan and mr. fantastic had sex with a rubber band ball (it was not fun to watch)
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i suck dicks like you for breakfast (getting back at uncle fuck)
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jesus definitely had a huge dong, no questions asked (it looks bigger in person)
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i was eatin beans by candle light for a decade (house of wax 2005 was aight)
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303 listeners
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this shit goes out to the dude with the monster tat (sick ink brotito)
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now i'm not a violent person, but i would kill someone in front of they granmama for a ten speed (the rebirth of uncle fuck)
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272 listeners
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i went to a carnival with the cheesburger picnic and i left with two stuffed bears and half a dirty popsicle
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dust off ya filas it's time to make some money busta (for the suckas)
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who what when were why did take my bug collection (there's no trust in this household)
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my nana takes her wig off when she's drunk (fire up them grills)
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He Had a Voice That Could Make a Wolverine Purr and Suits So Fine They Made Sinatra Look Like a Hobo (A Man on Fire)
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i went to a carnival with the cheesburger picnic and i left with two stuffed bears and half a dirty popsicle (friends forever)
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56 listeners
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think again tommy i stole your mom's dildo (live laugh love)
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i'm not even mad mine isn't movie quality (stepping out of my comfort zone) 00:50
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chemistry 211 (stay away from ryan, he scratches
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fuck the police forever (even vegans wanna see the pigs burn)
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it's always hey where's the beef never hey how are you today (stop eating animals or suffer for eternity)
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mark mcgrath smoked all my dmt (don't worry he'll choke your fucking face)
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gary don't smack my busey (he's got ninety nine problems and you are all of them)
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flippin meat to mobb deep (i was on top chef)
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love me or hate me i will see you in hell osteen (mega church for a mega bitch)
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jumpin rope with the mother fuckin pope (catholisize this bitch)
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it's become habit to shit on command (get it right get it tight)
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Don't Tell Me You Like Monster Energy Drinks Cause I'll Break Your Kneecaps Motherfucker (Tonya Harding Shuffle)
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dust off ya filas its time to make some money busta (for the suckas)
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Don't Tell Me You Like Monster Energy Drinks Because I'll Break Your Kneecaps Motherfucker (Tanya Harding Shuffle)
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***glass vampires roam these darkened woods fellas (protek ya nek)
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THECHEESEBURGERPICNIC - youd better fuckin not you jackass
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THECHEESEBURGERPICNIC - let me tell you a story about a kid named brandice
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THECHEESEBURGERPICNIC - this is your last warning stay out of my fucking v8
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THECHEESEBURGERPICNIC - and this is for that one time
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