Biography
One slightly humid summer afternoon, during the dawn of an era so very long ago that it hasn’t happened just yet, two nice "teen-aged" earth boys were patching a hole in the roof of their igloo, when an extra-terrestrial space craft descended upon them. The space craft was manned by soft, cuddly, and very polite alien beings armed with ridiculously powerful weaponry of the bionic sort. The mysterious squirrel-like creatures courteously asked the boys to serve as ambassadors and warriors for the inter-galactic planetary unification council (they said a whole heap of other things too, but this is the abridged biography so let’s leave out the smelly details). The boys heartily agreed to take the job, as it sounded to them like a jolly good bit of fun. A whole big mess of epic journeys, daring adventures, and harrowing escapes ensued, all of which have been censored from this abridged biography due to their graphic content. The intergalactic council was very pleased with the boys, and quickly promoted them to the position of supreme dictators of earth, and intergalactic regional governors (essentially, they get to goof off a good deal, eat cheesecake, and occasionally make important decisions affecting the lives of billions of pitiful humans). They have been making beautifully horrific musical, visual, and scented creations ever since, and will continue to do so, until the expected collapse of the current universe in the year 28590.
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