Biography
Blind Jekku Jefferson was born the black sheep amongst a flock of backwards flying ducks. His woolly mane and toofless howl secured his status as an outcast and the drakes soon drove him away. He wandered alone through the vast Scandinavian swamplands eating worms and molluscs, until he one day stumbled upon a rusty Jew's harp. Literally. Walking barefoot across the delta of Helsinki, the reed punctured his foot in the middle of two roads crossing each other. The infection took immediately to the young nomad's brain and he fainted in sickness. When he woke, Satan himself stood over him on his haunches. Laughing wildly and snarling with snot, the devil snagged up poor ol' Jekku and handed the boy a bass guitar.
"MAKE IT CRACK-A-LACK LIKE THUNDER" he commanded.
and Jekku whimpered, "But I am only a mere mortal, Dear Satan. Please help me to rock out in service to your dark ways. I will promise you my soul"
The devil laughed in hysteria. And shrieked out, "I DO NOT WANT YOUR FILTHY SOUL, YOU SMELLY HIPPY!"
and the devil poked with two fingers directly at Jekku and plucked out both of his eyes. And from that day forward, Blind Jekku Jefferson had nothing to do but practice his bass playing. And Masturbate.
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