Biography
When I was 4 or 5, my Mom got me a California Raisins Guitar for Christmas. I had no idea how to play it–I just violently strummed the nylon strings and repeatedly screamed "California Raisins!" I'm sure if the sight was caught on tape and screened for middle schoolers taking sex-ed it would have been an effective form of birth control. I was a loud, stupid ass-hole of a kid.
But in choir, you were encouraged to be a loud, stupid ass-hole, especially in sunday school choir. That was the bright spot in the church service. I could be completely obnoxious and people fully embraced it. But years later I discovered that I actually really enjoyed singing. Eventually, it became more about sounding good than sticking out. In 8th grade I began taking guitar lessons and hunting down guitar tabs of every fast, machine-gun lick I could find.
Since learning how to play guitar when I was 15, I've been writing songs. Some of them are funny, and some (intentionally and unintentionally) are not.
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