Lyrics
Ask me how do I feel
Ask me now that we're cosy and clinging
Well, sir, all I can say is if I were a bell, I'd be ringing
From the moment we kiss tonight
That's the way I've just got to behave
Boy, if I were a lamp, I'd light
Or if I were a banner, I'd wave
Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing
Well, sir, all I can say is if I were a gate, I'd be swinging
And if I were a watch, I'd start popping my springs
Or if I were a bell, I'd go ding-dong, ding-dong-ding
Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm learning
Well, sir, all I can say is if I were a bridge, I'd be burning
Yes, I knew my morale would crack
From the wonderful way that you looked
Boy, if I were a duck, I'd quack
Or if I were a goose, I'd be cooked
Ask me how do I feel, ask me now that we're fondly caressing
Pal, if I were a salad, I know, I'd be splashing my dressing
Or if I were a season, I'd surely be spring
Or if I were a bell, I'd go ding-dong, ding-dong-ding