A Charming Example of The Modern Teenage Breakup

My best friend's getting dumped in the back of my parent's minivan
She said "Something's just not working now"
He said "C'mon, babe, one more chance"
She said "I cannot recall the last time you asked me to hold your hand
You said it's really nothing personal
Personally, I don't like cold hands"

She said "It's not me, it's you
You have no idea what I'm going through"
It's not me, it's you
You have no idea what I'm going through
It's not me, it's you
You have no idea what I'm going through
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You have no idea what I'm going through
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Now my best friend's getting dumped in the back of my parent's minivan
She said "C'mon, man, just let me go"
He said "C'mon, babe, you know I won't"
She said "It's not my fault
I just don't know how to feel
Or how to go about the situation I've created
Maybe if I stay everything's gonna be okay"
(Okay, Okay, If you say so)

It's not me, it's you
You have no idea what I'm going through
It's not me, it's you
You have no idea what I'm going through
It's not me, it's you
You have no idea what I'm going through
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You have no idea what I'm going through
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(You have no idea what I'm going through)

Now my best friend's getting head in the back of my parent's minivan
She said "Seth, I'm sorry I even tried"
He said "Babe, it's the last thing on my mind"
She said "I cannot remember why or what I said to you tonight"
He said "Don't you worry, It'll all be fine
If you forgot then so did I"

She said "It's not me, it's you
You have no idea what I'm going through"
It's not me, it's you
You have no idea what I'm going through
It's not me, it's you
You have no idea what I'm going through
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