歌词
I am the Emperor of the Highway
I wield the universal will
One might chance to overlook my divineness
Unless I'm sitting in the imperial Coupe de Ville
I am the Emperor of the Highway
Strapped with foolish mortals such as these
I need never indicate my intentions
I can stop and go and turn just as I please
For I am the Emperor of the Highway!
Hold! Methinks that thou hast driven too far
I am the royal prince of foreign sports cars
Better that I should drive a wheelchair or jog
Than to be blown up by a regal road hog
Where did you ever find that gas-sucking pig of a car?
I am the Emperor of the Highway
It's time, my friend, you are a car
An able man would drive a stick shift!
Ah, my uncle is the Duke of the State Police
Let me off again and I will punch your lights out!
And he would place his royal boot upon your ass
This is my exit, we shall meet another day
Don't forget who's Emperor of the Highway
For I am the Emperor of the Highway!
