歌词
Many wondered where it was
Had seen it earlier mouthing words
But the PC head was not invited
Later on was never sighted
The other head on the other hand
Was full of devilment and plans
To likewise entertain and shock
With "Dark and Dirty on the Rock"
Two-headed are we all
Ebenezer and Monty Hall
Two-headed to the core
GG Allin and Tipper Gore
And if it's two for you, it's two for me
Two-headed, let it be
Two for us, it's two for them
Two-headed
Sometimes both heads hang in shame
Both inclined to pass the blame
Gold Star for the soapbox felon
Aspirin for the throbbing melon
Two-headed are we all
Ebenezer and Monty Hall
Two-headed to the core
GG Allin and Tipper Gore
And maybe they left reassured
Few of us are ever cured
The other head has its place too
It's okay for us all to have two
We have no time to theorize
On our chances for the Nobel Prize
Leisure time is occupied
Watching little bubbles rise
Two-headed are we all
Ebenezer and Monty Hall
Two-headed to the core
GG Allin and Tipper Gore
And if it's two for you, it's two for me
Two-headed, let it be
It's two for us, it's two for them
Two-headed, two-headed
Two for you and two for me
Two-headed, let it be
Two for us and two for them
Two-headed
