歌词
Ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah
Yeah yeah
Here comes another one
A baddie approaching my way
As I wait by the sushi stand
She dressed in black, gold earrings
And some white vans
Then she approaches me and says
"HEY SIR"
I caught you staring at my ass
From over THERE
I don't mean to be rude
But you're acting a fool
Like when your mama
Pull your ear for not eating your food
"But damn mama!
You know good and hell well I don't like cabbage, I've had it!"
But
Let us get back to this topic
Before I get swayed
From this pretty little fine young lady
Who's got so much cake on her
Like it's her birthday!
She gonna make me risk it all
And give her all of my pay
I work a 9-5 at the Pump and Patio
I got ambition baby!
953 more shifts and I can get a Mercedes'
Skrrrrr
You'd like that wouldn't ya
So here's my phone
Put your number in and
Tell me when you're pulling through
She's got some pretty nice eyes
But I hope she ain't mask fishing
But that ass so fat I wouldn't mind
If she cat fishing
Yeah
Then I called my brother
I told him I'm finally finna get laid since the last summer
Damn, now I gotta prepare
Get some condoms and viagra
From the store over there, yeah
It's a 5 minute walk
But I've got more than enough time
To contemplate
Enough time to concentrate
Enough time to conversate
Pep talk myself
About the big day
And all the different ways
Imma make her say
"You're the best I've ever had"
"You're the best I've ever had"
But sensitive sensitive
This girl is so sensitive
Now she is obsessed with me
She cannot stop sexting me
Okay girl I get it
I know that this pretty dick
Has a superpower
I know that I had you jumping
Up and down in the shower
Like Dwight Howard
But please baby
Understand that I cannot commit
To the both of us
There's way bigger problems
Than that ass of yours
I mean look at the current
State of the economy
World hunger
Power-hungry politicians
And poverty
Children are starving in Chile
And all you want me to think
About is your pussy?
Please don't make a
Fuss over this and attract
And audience here in Walmart
Pussy is not the only thing
I'm good at killing
You've gotta understand
That me promising to be with
You is the equivalent of me
Telling myself I study better at night
I don't I lied
Please find it in your young
Innocent sweet heart to figure me
You're the best I've ever had
Ohhhh
I know
You want me (of course you do)
And I know (oh I know)
That you miss me
But you gotta understand
That you're not the only one
And you gotta understand
Ain't no way you're the only one
(Na na na na)
Time moves on and on
So I ask you be strong
You can't have me by yourself now
Hmm
And you can't keep me with your love
And even though I'm not your California Love