歌词
Love makes you dribble and love makes for trouble
And love makes you feeble and love makes you evil
And love wakes the devil and love makes you trivial
And love makes you quibble and love makes you squabble
And that's just the good side of love
Love is a bitch and love makes me itch
And if I were rich I'd no longer be rich
When that beautiful bitch showed up on my patch
Stealing my semen and taking my cash
And that's just the good side of love
'Cos love wakes the devil and love has no rival
For cutting survival when you're suicidal
And love is reliably unreliable
Hopelessly horrible, tauntingly terrible
And that's just the good side of love
Love is a toothache and love is a pain
I'd be happy if I never saw love again
I'd be happy to exorcise love from my life
'Cos love makes me do such irrational things
And love makes a fool out of a king
And love is a toothache and love is a pain
I'd be happy if I never saw love again
Let me show you the back side of love
Why must the spring ruin everything?
Injecting its sting under my skin
Making my head spin and making me turn
Making me flirt with every bit of skirt
Yeah, I'll show you the back side of love
Show you crime passionnel, the play merry hell
With unholy yells in the middle of the night
Like the sound of cats rutting, the sound of bats battling
They're all sent from hell, yeah, to get my nerves rattling
I'll show you the back side of love
Love is a toothache and love is a pain
I'd be happy if I never saw love again
I'd be happy to exorcise love from my life