歌词
Pristine warriors, on a great crusade we ride
We get fit and stronger, sweat and muscle side by side
Steel avengers, against dandruff bands we fight
As we shout for glory, we get bad looks from our wives
Free mane in the wind taken from a turkish trip
Steroids are fine, we will never die
On a holy task we march
Of the metal pride we are saviours
From triglycerides we run, Metal Chams
Idolizing Mirror Nach
Making covers of the great true bands
That is Metal Chams
When the bald heads are gone
Posers run epicity comes
Stiletto heels on our balls
Like a sword made of steel
We're useless, rusty, old and fit
Stiletto heels on our chins
The almighty are here
An undefeated losers team
Stiletto heels on our dicks
Prolapse terrors like a nightmare on our phones
On rotten tomatoes we give five stars to that show
Free mane in the wind taken from a turkish trip
Steroids are fine, we will never die
On a holy task we march
Of the metal pride we are saviours
From triglycerides we run, Metal Chams
Idolizing Mirror Nach
Making covers of the great true bands
That is Metal Chams
Aaaah!