歌词
(Donald)
Hi, and welcome to Rap Trivia
Television's first syndicated hip-hop game show
And here's your host, Tony "E-TRAVIC"
Thank you, thank you
Our first contestant hails from Venice Beach, California
His name is Rad Brad Chad
Brad's hobbies consist of surfing, drinking lots of beer
And running through Compton, hittin' up gang signs
How ya doin' Brad?
Hey dude, I'm just here to win some prizes, man
Great, our next contestant hails from Salt Lake City, Utah
And his name is Mohammed Abdul Malik Shabazz Davis
He's a vegetarian whose hobbies include writing poetry
And betting on cock fights
So, how ya doin' Mohammed Abdul Malik Shabazz Davis?
Well, I feel since I am a Asiatic Black man
And the world does revolve around 360 degrees
And I am descended from the motherland
I think I'll win, 'cause I do know the beats and the rhymes
Yeah, lovely, uh, contestant number one
Name the famous rapper of this song
This one, this time, is one of a kind
Wow, dude, um, uh, gosh man
LL Cool Ailing, uh, Ozzy E, or AC/DLC, dude, yeah, yeah
Not quite, contestant number two
Do you know that famous rapper?
Yeah, but first of all I'd like to know
Where you get the nerve to put this Caucasian contestant next to me
When you know that I'm a Black Asiatic Black man
Descended from the motherland, like I said before
And this is no sell-out
But the beats do come from the motherland, Africa, you know
And I would like to say that's Candyman knockin' boots
You're absolutely right
Donald, tell him what he's won
You've just won one 64-ounce bottle of suntan lotion
Along with two first-class round-trip
One-way tickets to Watts, California
But that's not all, you've also won one fresh slab of pork ribs
Along with this brand new Candyman album
And it goes a little something like this
