歌词
So soft of yourself
So grab your slingshot
Ready, grab your slingshot
Ready, grab your slingshot
Sitting there upon the phone
Trying to find a ride home
Thinking to myself
She is the one for help
My horse breaks a leg
She will kill it
Shoot me with her slingshot
Kill me with her slingshot
Hey, Mr. Handyman, can you give me a hand?
I need some sympathy
Granny's all fucked up now
She seems all broken down
She needs some sympathy
Granny's slingshot is jammed
She needs another hand
To help immediately
Granny's slingshot is jammed
She needs another hand
To help immediately
Sit down on the floor with her
She found a stump on the crossroad
Broken hands across her lap
Cigarette stain all in her lap
Hey, Mr. Handyman, can you give me a hand?
I need some sympathy
Granny's all fucked up now
She seems all broken down
She needs some sympathy
Granny's slingshot is jammed
She needs another hand
To help immediately
Granny's slingshot is jammed
She needs another hand
To help immediately
Sit down on the floor with her
She found a stump on the crossroad
Broken hands across her lap
Cigarette stain all in her lap
Drops fall from her hand
Onto the porch below
Cigarette stain all in her robe
Broken hands across her robe
