歌词
One hippopotami
Cannot get on a bus
Because one hippopotami
Is two hippopotamus
And if you have two goose
That makes one geese
A pair of mouse is mice
A pair of moose is meese
A paranoia is
A bunch of mental blocks
And when Ben Casey meets Kildare
That's called a pair-o-adox
When two minks fall in love
With all their heart and soul
You'll find the plural of two minks
Is one mink stole
Singulars and plurals
Are so different, bless my soul
Has it ever occurred to you
That the plural of half is whole?
A bunch of tooth is teeth
A group of foot is feet
And two canaries make a pair
They call it a parakeet
A paramecium
Is not a pear
A parallelogram
Is just a crazy square
Nobody knows just what
A paraphernalia is
And what is half a pair of scissors?
It's a single sciss!
With someone you adore
If you should find romance
You'll pant and pant once more
And that's a pair of pants!