歌词
They've been laughin' since I can't remember
But they're not gonna laugh anymore
No more "Maxie the geek"
No more "goof of the week" like before
No more algebra tests till September
No more lookin' at losers like him
No more having to cheat
No more mystery meat
No more gym, no more gym, no more gym, no more gym
Gonna move to the mall
Gonna live in the pool
Gonna talk to Roxanne
And not feel like a fool
'Cause after today I'm gonna be cruisin'
After today she'll be mine
After today my brains will be snoozin'
If I don't faint, I'll be fine
I've got 40 more minutes of home economics
Then down with the textbooks and up with the comics
Just think of all the time I've been losing
Finding the right thing to say
But things will be going my way after today
She looked right through me
And who could blame her
I need a new me
Plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goof
And after today I'm gonna be cruising
No more pep rallies to cut, blech
After today our brains will be snoozing
I'm gonna sit on my butt
I've got less than an hour
And when this has ended
I'll either be famous
Or you'll be suspended
Just think of all the time I've been losing
Waiting until I could say
Gonna be on my own, kiss the parents goodbye
Gonna party from now till the end of July
Things'll be going my way after today
I wish that this was the day after today
