Lyrics
People say they saw me in Africa
Out in the bush, shooting lions
Flew on up, Nigeria
Posted the heads on line
And I heard that you got a new baby with an old friend of mine
He's an MBA, yeah, he's a billionaire, you've been totally redesigned
Well, it's a lie
It's a lie
It's a low down, dirty lie
Don't make me laugh
Don't make me cry
Well, yeah, it's a lie
It's a lie
It's a low down, vicious lie
Yeah, don't make me laugh
Don't make me cry
Don't make me cry
All summer long, I've been in Italy, tippin' and downin' the wine
On the run with a different duchess every night
But my only lover came from antiquity
Found her on a building sign
She's got no head, she's cut from marble, so white
Well, it's a lie
It's a lie
I've been questioned by the FBI
I've got a clean sheet, hung over my head, holdin' it high
Well, it's a lie
It's a lie
It's a low down, dirty lie
Don't make me laugh
Don't make me cry
Don't make me cry
Well, I just heard I'm getting married 'round about the Fourth of July
Honeymoon in Hawaii, put it in your diary
Don't forget your black tie
Well, it's a lie
It's a lie
I swear it on my mother's life
My conscience is clear, I've got nothing to hide, nothing to hide
Well, it's a lie
It's a lie
Well, it's a low down, dirty lie
Don't make me laugh
Don't make me cry
Don't make me cry
Stole an election, took her to a fence
Tried to get the highest price
The whole thing is passé, we'll pull it all in, babe
Should've took my lawyer's advice
Well, it's a lie
It's a lie
It's a low down, dirty lie
Don't make me laugh
Don't make me cry
Well, it's a lie
It's a lie
A vicious, despicable lie
Don't make me laugh
Don't make me cry, yeah
