Lyrics
Who's that?
Cruising the beach with a real tight ass
And a wet t-shirt
And a beach body!
I got a beach body
And my hands are really clammy
I got a dolphin fin
And a big 'ol whammy
I patrol this beach on my own
No land creatures allowed
Crustaceans call it a home
I patrol this beach on my own
No land creatures allowed
Crustaceans call it a home
1-2-3-4
I got a big 'ol claw
And plenty of talls
Plentiful gills
You know I'm here for beach thrills
I patrol this beach on my own
No land creatures allowed
Crustaceans call it a home
I patrol this beach on my own
No land creatures allowed
Crustaceans call it a home
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh
Here we go
I patrol this beach on my own
No land creatures allowed
Crustaceans call it a home
I patrol this beach on my own
No land creatures allowed
Crustaceans call it a home
I patrol this beach on my own
No land creatures allowed
Crustaceans call it a home