Lyrics
Oh, gimme a horse, a great big horse
And gimme a buckaroo
And let me wah-hoo, wah-hoo, wah-hoo
Oh, gimme a ranch, a big pair of pants
And gimme a Stetson too
And let me wah-hoo, wah-hoo, wah-hoo
Give me the wide open spaces
I'm just like a prairie flower
Growing wilder every hour
Gimme a moon, a prairie moon
And gimme a gal that's true
And let me wah-hoo, wah-hoo, wah-hoo
Is there a doctor in this house?
The doctor will see you now
Now, what did Cleopatra say to Anthony when they met?
She hollered, "Wah-hoo, wah-hoo, wah-hoo!"
And what did Roman Romeo yell to Miss Juliet?
He hollered, "Wah-hoo, wah-hoo, wah-hoo!"
It started way back in Eden
Eve was the cause and it's no fib
She wah-hoo Adam for a rib
What did Pocahontas yell?
The minute she saw John Smith, she hollered
Wah-hoo, wah-hoo, wah-hoo!
Play that funky music, Slovenian boy
Oh, give me a show, a rodeo, I like the Ballyhoo
I like the yodel-ay-dee, the yodel-ay-dee, yodel-ay-dee-yodel-oh-oh
Yeah, when those guys with red neck ties see a cowboy six foot two
They generally yodel-ay-dee, yodel-ay-dee, yodel-ay-dee-yodel-oh-oh
Give me the wild woolly brumple
Now I want to be a cowboy too
So I can ride the whole day through
Oh, give me the length, the size, and strength and give me Roberta too
And let me wah-hoo, wah-hoo, wah-hoo
Play that bass, Slim
Bass I said, bass
Harder, Slim
Down where the money is
Oh, you open your mouth about two feet wide
And you take a good breath or two
And then you wah-hoo, wah-hoo, wah-hoo (open wide)
Yeah, you wiggle your toes and grit your teeth
Like dangerous Dan McGrew
And then you wah-hoo, wah-hoo, wah-hoo
Be careful not to sing soprano
I never could hidey hidey-ho
Ah, that don't go up in Idaho
Oh, buckle your belt and fix your hat
Then spit her out, pachoo, ding
Oh-de-lo-dee-de e-oh-de-lay-dee -oh-dee-oh-dee-oh
Take it to the bunkhouse, boys
Wait for me, folks, wait for me
And then you wah-hoo, wah-hoo, wah-hoo, wah-hoo!
