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Hey guys, um, do you think at one point
Maybe I could, uh, give a cue word
And you guys just kinda freeze like you're about to laugh
Like, just kinda go, like that
And then I'll, and then I'll, then I'll, then I'll tell ya
And I'll freeze too, and then when I unfreeze, we'll just keep going
You know what I'm saying? Like nothing happened
You guys down with that? Are you guys?
Okay, alright. So when I say, um, when I say "crab cakes"...
Just like, start to laugh and then freeze
Okay? Alright? And I'll freeze with you
Hold on, let me get this right
So as I'm, uh, at the beach the other day
And you know, there's this, like, lady. She won't move out the way
I'm like, "Lady, you got the whole beach here," you know?
Hehehehe, hehehe, you know? You know
And Miami's tough, you know, Miami's tough
You know, no one really cares about the arts there
But I tell you one thing, they can speak a mean Spanish
Am I not correct, Don Johnson? You know?
Lot of stuff going on there. Burn Notice
Huh? Burn Notice, anyone? Okay
Miami, Nebraska, sister cities
Really important, you know?
If you want "beer" repeated several times, look no further
Ladies and gentlemen, once upon a time, I was in Maine
And I was eating some lobster
And, uh, let me tell you, the lobster in Maine is delicioso
Uh, and they also make these other things there
You know what I'm saying?
Uh, they make this clam chowder that's so, it's so delicious
It's real delicious, it's good, it's good
And Maine's not really known for clams, but they, you know
But they do have good clams there, you know
But another thing that Maine makes, it's so amazing
And you cannot deny this
I know a lot of you girls out there are going like
"Uh-uh, because we do it, we do it pretty good here"
Know what I'm saying?
Crime. Crime is...
Crime is pretty good, pretty good
But New York has its style, you know what I'm saying?
Uh, but I was in Maine the other day
And I was working, um, at this gig
At, uh, North 55th and 5th
50, 50, 4Th, 4th, 50, 5th, 4th, 4th, 50... Avenue
And, um, and there was this cart
You know, one of those food carts?
And I came up to the food cart, I was like
"What are you, what, what, what the fuck you selling?"
I said it like that, but I had a smile
And the guy's like, "I can make you some hot dogs"
I'm like, "That sounds pretty good
But can you make me some CRAB CAKES? Hahaha"
Hahahahahaha, right? Right? Right? Right? Right?
Right? Ri- rir? Rir?
That would be horrible if that's what it turned into
Rir? Rir? Riro? Hehehehe, yoinks
Okay, guys, let's stop fucking around, okay

Writer(s): Reginald L Watts

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